My pizza dough sucks wieners for fiddle faddle.

[Jasper]

You can help by posting recipes for pizza dough that don't give you crust with the consistency of saltines.

[Triple Zero]

Use flour with more gluten in it. Also, you need to kneed it for AGES. That way the glutens unfold and become stringy elastic protein strings, making your dough more elastic.

According to Alton Brown, it's not done until you can take a little ball from it and squeeze it into a mini-pizza, the bottom of which is so thin you can see light through it. Like chewing gum.

If you can't find flour with more gluten, one way that I haven't tried out myself, but should theoretically work, is a thing I did from a "kids physics experiments in kitchen" kind of science for kids book, when I was young. The experiment was that you'd make a ball of dough from water and flour, and kneed it and continue kneeding under a thin stream of running tap water. The idea being, starch dissolves in water, gluten does not. I ended up with a sticky sort of chewing gum like substance. That's gluten. So I'd figure, if you mix that back in with regular dough, you get extra gluten content. Note: I never tried this. If it's too much gluten (I have no idea) the pizza could turn rock hard, I think

Finally, use yeast. Even if you don't care if it rises very much, activated yeast gives a really nice "bread" flavour to dough, that you definitely want in pizza. No baking powder.

[Jasper]

Yes, I think the AP crap flour I've been resorting to is not up to the task.  However, I'll try kneading it as long as I can stand next time.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

1 1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups unbleached bread flour, plus more for dusting
1/8 cup cornmeal for the pizza stone or tile
3/4 teaspoon active dry yeast
2 1/4 teaspoons kosher salt
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 1/2 cups cold water

1. The day before cooking, prepare the dough. whisk together the flours, yeast and salt in the bowl of an electric mixer. Switch to a spoon and stir in 1 1/2 cups cold water and olive oil until a rough dough forms. Set the bowl on the mixer and, using the paddle attachment, mix on low speed for 1 minute. Increase the speed to high and beat for 4 to 6 minutes, until it becomes a wet and vaguely menacing mass. (If it forms into a ball, lower the mixer speed to medium-high. If not, stop the mixer to scrape down the sides once.). You can do this in your food processor as well.

2. Scrape and pour the dough onto a heavily floured work surface. Flour the dough and shape into a rough ball. Let rest for 10 minutes.

3. Cut the dough into 2 equal pieces. Shape each piece into a smooth ball. Place each ball in a well-oiled bowl, dust with flour and loosely cover with plastic wrap. Let the dough rise until it is at least doubled in size, about 3 hours.

4. Punch the dough balls down, shape into rounds and wrap in cling film. Refrigerate dough between 1 and 24 hours.

Makes 2 balls.

When you use the dough, make sure your stone or tile is generously covered with the cornmeal.  I will at this time add garlic and or herbs to the cornmeal for flavor!!

[Jasper]

Thanks!  Goanna try to get my kitchenaid back so I can try that.

[East Coast Hustle]

you should be able to find high-gluten flour in any decent supermarket.

water, high-gluten flour, yeast, salt. That should be all you need. And be sure to proof the dough once it's been mixed to your liking.

once it's proofed and you're ready to turn it into a delicious disc that will hold cheesy goodness, it's important to not over-work it. Don't roll it all the way out to size, roll it until it's just flattened enough and just circular enough that you can toss it or hand-stretch it the rest of the way. Before you sauce it and cheese it, you'll want to dock it (that's what those spiky rollers all pizzerias have are for). If you don't have a docker, take a bamboo skewer or a clean awl and just lightly tap into it all over, leaving an area about a half inch to an inch from the edge undocked. Docking keeps it from puffing up in the middle and causing huge bubbles, leaving that space around the edge allows the crust to rise and become, well, a proper crust.

[Jasper]

I've been adding olive oil to my dough, I confess.  It wasn't my idea to begin with, but I've never had sticking problems at least.

Thanks for the tips, ECH!  Taking notes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A gluten-forming shortcut if you're working with all-purpose flour is to punch and slam your dough. Works out stress, too.

[Jasper]

I'll take a whack at it tonight.  Too much good advice to wait any longer than that.

[Rumckle]

Khara seems on the money with this, but I've heard that leaving it for 2-3 days in the fridge gives it the best taste. Of course that means being prepared in advance, which I usually am not.

[East Coast Hustle]

2-3 days is probably OK but you want to be careful not to let it over-proof or it will turn out thin and neither crispy nor chewy, when a proper pizza crust should be both.

[Jasper]

I just found out I had a dough from long ago in the freezer.

...Can dough form glutens while frozen?  


ETA:  Nevermind.  I shouldn't have to ask, but I was tired and not thinking very much.

[Triple Zero]

A gluten-forming shortcut if you're working with all-purpose flour is to punch and slam your dough. Works out stress, too.

I could be mistaken, or just pedantic, but afaik that doesn't "form" gluten, in the sense that you get more gluten out of it. It just makes the gluten that's in there do its elastic thing more.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I found the recipe on the web forever ago and honestly used it the first time because I had all of the ingredients.  I have made it and used it right away but the longest I've ever left it in the fridge was about 48 hours. I made it on a Friday night and we used it Sunday.  I've found it is better after at least 4 hours in the fridge but I wouldn't use it myself after more than the 48 hours.  I tried freezing it a couple of times personally I thought it lost a lot in the freezer and it makes it chewy.  Worked well for fried bread after freezing though.  Drizzled with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and toasted garlic and yum!

[AFK]

I'm lazy so I just buy the Beer Dough made by Portland Pie Company.

Yummo!