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BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, October 31, 2010, 12:56:25 AM

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#1
October 31, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
I don't think those are real.
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#2
October 31, 2010, 02:58:51 AM
Could easily be elephantitis.

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#3
October 31, 2010, 03:56:21 AM
That looked painful! All of it.
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#4
October 31, 2010, 08:58:54 AM
Holy fuck!  There's one guy whose face is magnificently torn between astonishment, horror, and arousal.  It's a work of art in itself!

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#5
October 31, 2010, 11:05:04 AM
It's like that thing where only a diamond is hard enough to cut diamond. Only a melon is strong enough to smash a melon!

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#6
October 31, 2010, 12:12:49 PM
Um, Liam, did you watch the entire vid? Cause she does proceed to smash melons, among on other things.
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#7
October 31, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
HOLY SHIIIIIT!

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#8
October 31, 2010, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on October 31, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
I don't think those are real.

Did you mean the cans, or the melons?

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#9
October 31, 2010, 08:31:56 PM
"Das Supertalent Kandidatin mit den Monster Titten"

:lulz: :lulz:

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#10
November 01, 2010, 06:26:14 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 31, 2010, 08:31:56 PM
"Das Supertalent Kandidatin mit den Monster Titten"

:lulz: :lulz:

One of those phrases that is immediately translatable by any English speaker, with or without any knowledge of German.
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#11
November 01, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
The judge's responses made it.  The vauge arousal, awe, and total flinching shock; you saw a whole gamut there.
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#12
November 01, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
The judge's responses made it.  The vauge arousal, awe, and total flinching shock; you saw a whole gamut there.

That was hilarious, lol
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