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DEAR PD, GUIDE MY LIFE

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 31, 2010, 09:33:41 PM

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SHOULD I....?

YES!
16 (59.3%)
NO!
3 (11.1%)
HELL NO!
1 (3.7%)
Who is the guy in the picture?
7 (25.9%)

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tyrannosaurus vex

October 31, 2010, 09:33:41 PM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Triple Zero

#1
October 31, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

tyrannosaurus vex

#2
November 01, 2010, 04:12:33 AM
for the uninitiated: the guy in the picture is Prince Albert.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

BabylonHoruv

#3
November 01, 2010, 04:58:40 AM
Do you have him in a can?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Jasper

#4
November 01, 2010, 05:21:35 AM
Yes because I'd never do it, and someone's gotta.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#5
November 01, 2010, 07:10:21 AM
 :x NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Triple Zero

#6
November 01, 2010, 11:51:46 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on November 01, 2010, 04:12:33 AM
for the uninitiated: the guy in the picture is Prince Albert.

Wait, that means you're gonna jam a piece of metal up your pen0r?


ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!


not to be judgemental or anything, but in my eyes you will be desecrating a holy instance of the most divine highest possible mode of material existence that is only second in utter and ultimate sacredness to one thing, namely my own.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Elder Iptuous

#7
November 01, 2010, 01:02:07 PM
i just decided to make it a policy that anytime someone asks me whether they should pierce/modify/ornament/mutilate their junk, i should answer 'yes'...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
November 01, 2010, 04:59:42 PM

Eater of Clowns

#9
November 01, 2010, 05:03:42 PM
The fact that you would ask this bunch of mutants for advice says to me you're already predisposed to making poor decisions, so:

FUCK YES.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Lies

#10
November 01, 2010, 10:52:52 PM
This isn't some sort of mid-life crisis thing or something is it?

In any case, I fully endorse this idea.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Salty

#11
November 01, 2010, 11:01:50 PM Last Edit: November 01, 2010, 11:03:57 PM by Alty
Only if it's chained to your nipples. Othwerwise, what's the point?
Don't just pierce your cock pierce the HELL out of it.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

the last yatto

#12
November 01, 2010, 11:18:30 PM
Or chained to his leg :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

tyrannosaurus vex

#13
November 01, 2010, 11:51:22 PM
Actually, I was gonna chain it to my wife's tongue ring.


From the back.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

tyrannosaurus vex

#14
November 02, 2010, 05:01:38 AM
there's no need for before and after pictures.

i mean... plenty of such pictures on the internet right? and (as far as i know) my dick is as anonymous to you as any of them.

just find one on google and pretend it's mine!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.
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