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Let's Enjoy Our Noses

Started by Nast, November 01, 2010, 06:07:46 AM

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Nast

I was thinking about how many people are unhappy with their noses, so I made this poster to promote nose-diversity.



My nose is number 4. : )

Which one is most like yours?
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Jasper

Noses are weird.  I don't like how noses look, but I can't imagine any acceptable alternatives.  Fucking noses.

Um 3 kinda, myself.

Dalek


Nast

Quote from: Sigmatic on November 01, 2010, 06:54:20 AM
Noses are weird.  I don't like how noses look, but I can't imagine any acceptable alternatives.  Fucking noses.

Um 3 kinda, myself.

The nose is the buttress of the face!

I know what you mean though, they're sort of quirky parts, much like feet. But I like noses.

Quote from: Dalekk on November 01, 2010, 07:00:39 AM
Mine loks like 1

The Mayans admired that sort of nose.
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bds

You don't have a drawing big enough for mine. :(

Rumckle

I think I am also a 4.


Quote from: Sigmatic on November 01, 2010, 06:54:20 AM
Noses are weird.  I don't like how noses look, but I can't imagine any acceptable alternatives. 

A trunk would be cool.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nast

Quote from: BDS on November 01, 2010, 07:20:59 AM
You don't have a drawing big enough for mine. :(



The proboscis monkey is still sadder than you.  :sad:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

bds


Jasper

I can't help but see a wan smile under that nose. Like he's telling the worlds most depressing knock knock joke.

Nephew Twiddleton

My nose is obviously Irish looking, so I'm going to guess 3... that said I don't think any of the shapes match up exactly.
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Quote from: BDS on November 01, 2010, 07:20:59 AM
You don't have a drawing big enough for mine. :(

1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. NO
5. NO
6. NO

So you have more NOs than that poster can handle?
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My ex used to tell me one of the first things she found attractive about me was my nose.  I always thought it was weird; I don't notice noses all that much unless they are very, very unique.
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Mine is halfway between 3 and 4, having the rounded end but a straighter bridge.

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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:46:06 PM
Mine is halfway between 3 and 4, having the rounded end but a straighter bridge.

Mine is number Bill Clinton.
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