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Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 03:35:43 pm »
I came here expecting Street-Fighter-themed bear wrestling. I was disappointed.
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Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 05:15:44 pm »
"For you, the day I choked a grizzy then ripped it's still-beating heart out of it's chest...for you, that was the most awesome day of your life.  For me, it was Tuesday."

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Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 07:01:15 pm »
Grizzly bears are the scariest motherfuckers.  I am indescribably happy that they never developed language or technology.

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Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 10:49:25 pm »
Ursus spelaeus

The cave bear inhabited Europe during the Late Pleistocene and became definitively extinct around 24,000 years ago, although it held out for a few thousand years longer in some areas, such as the north west of the Iberian Peninsula, than in other places. This ursid was a large animal, weighing 500 kg on average, and was largely a herbivore. The bear hibernated in the depths of limestone caves, where the remains of individuals that died during hibernation slowly accumulated over time.



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Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 03:11:56 am »








At some point around the middle picture a pair of pants were ruined.

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Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 09:30:42 pm »
The pisser?  The bison didin't survive not because he was a grisly meal (badumching), but because of the injuries he "sustained," so the park rangers put him down the next day!

...except for the holy shit factor and the pix, what a waste!