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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, November 03, 2010, 04:52:33 AM

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Nast

I still think Shoes is the only relevant social commentary in the world of music worth listening to today.

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These shoes rule; these shoes suck

Brilliant.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

"These shoes are 300 fucking dollars, let's get em"
Oh god I've done that

Rumckle

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.

Does this happen to other guys?

Yep, the outside of my sneakers are worn down at about 30 degrees compare to the inside.

Though, my current shoes are the first pair I've had in a while where no other part of them have fallen apart before the heel.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Dysfunctional Cunt

I have a friend who when you ask always says.... "Shoes define us from the monkeys" and follows it with "Do you know how many pairs of shoes I have?" when you say no she always laughs and says "Neither do I"!

At one time in my life I had over 300 pairs of shoes in my closet.  When my mother died, I donated over 200 pairs of shoes (it still kills me that I couldn't fit them) to the "Dress for Success" program. 

Today, I only have 6 pairs of shoes. It is intentional because if I allow myself to get back into the need, I will buy every damn pair I see whether I need them or not.  Just because I like them. 

I don't think it's as much an addiction as it is something seriously female.  And only females understand the need for a large and varied choice of footwear.

You're not sick or insane Squiddy, you're just being a girl!

Suu

I need new shoes.

No, really. I need to revamp my shoe wardrobe. Badly. I had to throw out a lot in this past year, so I know I'm definitely below 20 pairs by now.


...WHAT?! FFS I ONLY USED TO HAVE ABOUT 35!
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My desire for shoes is infinite, but my budget is so limited  :cry:

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 02:39:34 PM
My desire for shoes is infinite, but my budget is so limited  :cry:

Exactly!!  This is why I went cold turkey!  And believe me it was hard.  I avoid shoe stores and departments as much as I can.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

I CANT go without shoes!!! LOOKING AT SHOES IS PART OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!!!!!  :x :lol:

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
I CANT go without shoes!!! LOOKING AT SHOES IS PART OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!!!!!  :x :lol:

Then wouldn't they be tax deductable as school supplies????   :wink:

Freeky

Hey Squidday. I think you have too many shoes.

Richter

I THINK I have 7 pairs of footwear all together.  I havea  really hard time throwing away old ones though as long as they are anything like wearable.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
Must......resist......must......resist.......

You're only going to get a hernia.
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AFK

Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
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