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I tested positive for lupus, and where is the damn YouTube links thread?

Started by Disco Pickle, November 03, 2010, 01:21:28 PM

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Disco Pickle

#75
December 18, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
Quote from: TGB on December 18, 2010, 12:40:09 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 18, 2010, 12:37:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 18, 2010, 12:35:52 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 18, 2010, 12:29:19 AM
maybe the worst christmas song ever.

nothing about this link is SFW..  probably not safe for anywhere.

merry christmas fuckers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR2Cop7lpE&has_verified=1

You are twisted, depraved individual.

hey, Im just sharing the misery.  It's not like that's ME in that video.

Incidentally, does anyone know how to stop yourself from bleeding out through your ear drums and eyes?


Submerge your head in a bucket 3 times. Remove it twice. Cures most things.

:lulz:

literally, the end-all cure.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#76
December 19, 2010, 04:09:54 AM

Cuddlefish

#77
December 19, 2010, 06:07:47 PM
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#78
December 19, 2010, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 18, 2010, 12:29:19 AM
maybe the worst christmas song ever.

nothing about this link is SFW..  probably not safe for anywhere.

merry christmas fuckers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR2Cop7lpE&has_verified=1

That was amazing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#79
December 20, 2010, 02:43:47 AM
Parrot sings let the bodies hit the floor XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Telarus

#80
December 20, 2010, 03:00:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws70oI3yMBc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLeLBrkNzPI

These were 'local' comedians for me growing up in hawaii.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
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Xooxe

#81
December 20, 2010, 08:03:46 AM
MY FAVOURITE COMEDY EVAR so far: The Armando Iannucci Shows.

Swearing on the Lawn
Management Consultants
Suicide Note Formatting

Entire series ----> http://www.youtube.com/user/Tumbledown1982#grid/user/28B60FF18DE173E3

It first aired on 9/11 and no one I know has heard of it UNTIL I SIT THEM DOWN AND MAKE THEM WATCH ALL OF IT IN ONE GO.

As kids we're force-fed lies about father Christmas and elves. And I was
told lies about how if I went to my local parish priest's house I could see
his magic train. And then when we get older we go sleep walking into
dementia and think a wall is our sister.

So all I've been trying to do is to make that middle bit of our lives
that little bit more consistent with either ends. That's all.

Suu

#82
December 22, 2010, 03:03:05 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

the last yatto

#83
December 28, 2010, 10:36:21 AM
Johannes Grenzfurthner of the art prank group monochrom gave a really great talk on "How To Subvert Subversion" at TEDxVienna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Rvh8VG3o8
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

#84
December 31, 2010, 03:39:49 AM
This is great XD
Christian meets the invisible pink unicorn :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36uAoe8e2dY&feature=channel
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

NWC

#85
January 04, 2011, 08:42:44 PM
Frozen blackberry, etc. Quite funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Cramulus

#86
January 07, 2011, 05:13:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sqiba2Bkuk&feature=player_embedded#!


Viva Discordia Lyrics
Ehh!
Lucy's a goth chick
Spit in the face of a jock at the mosh pit
Then the kid lost it
Saw her at the mall at the local Hot Topic
Her boyfriend was picking out a new chain wallet
Lucy's all talk
She really ain't got no heart for a fight
She'd rather see a dog show
Beat her face down till she looked like a Picasso
Even ripped the ring out her boyfriend's nostril

Brother's outside, smoking on a NewPort
Heard about his sister, running through the food court
Ran right over the dude from the shoe store
Rumored that he jumped down two floors, ooh, Lord!
Came right up behind him
The kid didn't see him
I never seen that look on another human being

Bats in the belfry (Whooha! )
Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha! )
Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha! )
Sunny all the time (Haha! )
Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy
Keep 'em up high
This place (this place)
Has gone
Crazy

Mona from Sedona, Arizona
Drove to California in a beat up Toyota
[Redone depock chobra?]
And singing 'Champagne Supernova'

Life, it ain't all roses, though
You go where you're supposed to go
Woke up in a mobile home
Her kidney sold in Tokyo

Jumping out the double-wide
Running through the trailer park
Tearing off the duck tape
Wearing just a pair of socks
Terry-cloth undies that her parents bought
In hysterics when the sheriff stopped
Crying, with her hair in knots
Smelling like Smirnoff
I think the drugs are wearing off

Bats in the belfry (Whooha! )
Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha! )
Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha! )
Sunny all the time (Haha! )
Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy
Keep 'em up high
This place (this place)
Has gone
Crazy

(It don't matter, )
(Climb that latter)

Whooha!
Daddy's little president
Never found the evidence
Heaven-sent, lemon-scented medicine they fed us with
Said the speech, read it off the teleprompter
Fly away in an army helicopter

Heavy metal concert, in the yellow Mazda
Jello shots and marijuana, going off to war now
For a bunch of mobsters, looking for Osama...
(Bin La da da da da da da da)

Bats in the belfry (Whooha! )
Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha! )
Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha! )
Sunny all the time (Haha! )
Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy
Keep 'em up high
This place (this place)
Has gone
Crazy

Disco Pickle

#87
January 07, 2011, 05:34:11 PM
I like it.  Catchy tune.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Pæs

#88
January 07, 2011, 09:59:57 PM

AFK

#89
January 08, 2011, 01:57:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILAFuSi-i0

Heywood Banks performing his classic the Toast Song. 

This rendition is particularly lulzy as he adds a verse about Texas Toast. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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