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EXPLODING ANUS

Started by Juana, November 04, 2010, 03:42:51 AM

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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

East Coast Hustle

It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

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eighteen buddha strike

How did it taste?
I actually want to know, I've never tried sea cucumber. (AFIK)

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
defense mechanism

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 04, 2010, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
defense mechanism

That explains why it jizzed on them, but not why it exploded or why I clicked the link and pressed play.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

That made my eyes sad.
Oh god.

Juana

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.
The more you know and ew.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:44:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 04, 2010, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
defense mechanism

That explains why it jizzed on them, but not why it exploded or why I clicked the link and pressed play.

Coyote made you.

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Juana

Yeah, I felt bad when they poured soda in it. That shit had to hurt.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Jimmy Chitwood

that was awesome lmao retards :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cainad (dec.)

WTF :lulz:


it's the "pop!" at the end that really does it

Triple Zero

Quote from: Hover Cat on November 04, 2010, 05:07:01 AM
Yeah, I felt bad when they poured soda in it. That shit had to hurt.

It's like bastards fucking around with snails (pouring salt on them etc). Well it's one thing if you do it because they're a pest in your garden, but another entirely if you start poking at and doing horrible things to them for entertainment. I don't mind anybody laughing at the video btw, I laughed at the catapulted squirrel video too (great slapstick timing, IMO).

At least it managed to fire jizz at them in a rather epic last stand.
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