What the HELL do you think you're doing?

[AFK]

It's long overdue. 

It is high time for fire and brimstone!

[Doktor Howl]

I smell a rise in Discordian activism coming... I am so in.

Oh, yes.  I can feel it in my testicles.

[Remington]

Speaking of, there's a Bible Prophecy/2011 End Times tour coming to my city in the end of November. I think I'm going to pay them a visit.

[Doktor Howl]

Speaking of, there's a Bible Prophecy/2011 End Times tour coming to my city in the end of November. I think I'm going to pay them a visit.

Wait.

The Christians are Mayans, now?   

[Remington]

Speaking of, there's a Bible Prophecy/2011 End Times tour coming to my city in the end of November. I think I'm going to pay them a visit.

Wait.

The Christians are Mayans, now?   

Something about the Bible saying the world will end in May 31st, 2011.

I has a DVD, will rip/upload when I get home. They also have a website.

[The Wizard]

I've fucking had it! These Redneck assholes need a reeducation in what this entire thing is about! Handing the country back over to the bastards is the final straw! Time for a little lesson!

Dr. James Semaj
Off to go terrify some Rednecks

[Doktor Howl]

Speaking of, there's a Bible Prophecy/2011 End Times tour coming to my city in the end of November. I think I'm going to pay them a visit.

Wait.

The Christians are Mayans, now?   

Something about the Bible saying the world will end in May 31st, 2011.

I has a DVD, will rip/upload when I get home. They also have a website.

Pretty sure the bible actually says something about "ye shall not know the hour".

[AFK]

Probably part of a super sekret marketing plan for the next Dan Brown novel. 

[Cuddlefish]

Fuck yes.

This is fucking brilliant.

It made my testicles reverberate at a certain frequency, which accidentally the whole TV screen.

Shattered it to smlithereens. Without even getting up.

The vibrations continued until there was a rise in vitriolic content of the stomach, which rose out my throat with a sonic boom-war cry.

"BLEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!"

I puked the incoherant phrasing into the universe at the speed of slack.

And it echoed back.

And in this echo, it was said: Your identity is no-identity. Your purpose is no-purpose. You are here to find the Truth™.

And punch it in its stupid face.

[Cuddlefish]

You are here to find the Truth™.

And punch it in its stupid face.

save its shoes for me.

You can have the shoes. I just want its lunch money.

[Remington]

Speaking of, there's a Bible Prophecy/2011 End Times tour coming to my city in the end of November. I think I'm going to pay them a visit.

http://www.thetruth4today.com/

[eighteen buddha strike]

After reading this...
I'm firing up the amp.
Gonna get drunk.
Then I'm gonna shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

After reading this...
I'm firing up the amp.
Gonna get drunk.
Then I'm gonna shit.

If that's all you're going to do, then Dok wasted his time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Still fuck that all mouths skin noise. I can see my arm, and I'm not convinced God was playing Spore and went all mouths on me.

Now I'm angry.  I reanimated without mouths all over me.

[Epimetheus]

Fuck yes, Dok.

Someone once said "I wanted to just shit and cry and throw up at the same time," referring to a conversation with me. This is the reaction I'm determined to wring out of the fucking WORLD.