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Pee Wee With Ham

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 06, 2010, 03:32:58 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 01:05:18 PM
wait a fucking moment. the Famous-person-with-a-ham artist IS YOU!

OH MY GOD!!!!

Lets talk business. How much for a Shatner?

It is not me, although he credits me with the concept. :) It is my beloved friend B. He may have already done a Shatner, actually... I'll ask him. If he has, he will sell you a print. He doesn't sell the originals, for the most part.

He got an interview with Salon the other day! We were talking about creating a Ham Party website with me as the 2012 Presidential candidate, but it seemed like too much work so we didn't.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Here's another one of his that you might appreciate:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Man, he is getting really, really good!

But, where's the ham on the last one?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Telarus

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B

          is f*ing

EPIC

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Nast

My, these are beautiful! Your friend is exceptionally talented.

Is that the disembodied head of Justin Bieber?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

E.O.T.

"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am happy to see three of my heroes - B, ham, and Pee-wee Herman - come together this way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nast on November 07, 2010, 04:11:52 AM
My, these are beautiful! Your friend is exceptionally talented.

Is that the disembodied head of Justin Bieber?


Yes; yes it is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Needs moar entrails  :argh!:

Srsly, tho, B is win!

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Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Telarus

Quote from: Nigel on November 07, 2010, 05:00:40 PM
Pee-wee likes it! He even Tweeted it! http://twitter.com/peeweeherman

and posted it on his Facebook wall: http://www.facebook.com/PeeweeHerman?v=wall#!/PeeweeHerman/posts/109792475752672

That's awesome. We should follow that up with a Pope Card or something.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Telarus on November 08, 2010, 04:56:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 07, 2010, 05:00:40 PM
Pee-wee likes it! He even Tweeted it! http://twitter.com/peeweeherman

and posted it on his Facebook wall: http://www.facebook.com/PeeweeHerman?v=wall#!/PeeweeHerman/posts/109792475752672

That's awesome. We should follow that up with a Pope Card or something.

That would be awesome! I bet he'd like it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."