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You know what? FUCK sharks! >:s

Started by Freeky, November 08, 2010, 10:51:00 AM

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Freeky

Sharks can go fuck themselves in whatever orifice can suffice as an anus. Suckers be leaping out the water at your face like "WOAHHIMAEATYOUFOOOD!" and your like "NAW SHIGGER I WAS JUST TAKIN A PICTURE" And the shark's all "PAPPARAZZIBITCHPLZGTFONOMDONTBEHATIN"

And the next thing you know, they're gonna start floppin all over the boardwalk, tryin to catch some pretty little bird be like "HAYBABYWUTSCOOKINSMELLSLIKE  YUOOOO!" and theull be all "EEEEEE II HATE THE BEACH" and they'lll be all like "DONTBEHATINGIRLNOMNOMNOM"

And the girl won't be like anything, cuz she's dead.

Pope Pixie Pickle


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I feel like I might be partly to blame for this.

Were the sharks in question searching for coffee?
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Freeky

Yes. You have fuckinged the animal kingdom forever.

Cain




Freeky

YUO ALL ARE TAUTING ME WITH THE SHARKS! FUCK YOU! I BET YOU ARE ALL SHARKS, AREN'T YOU? GO GET RAPED IN YOUR POOP HOLE!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz:

Have you, by any chance, seen "Eagle vs. Shark"? It's fucking fantastic.

And not really about sharks at all.
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Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2010, 05:21:41 PM
:lulz:

Have you, by any chance, seen "Eagle vs. Shark"? It's fucking fantastic.

And not really about sharks at all.

I'll take a look for it soon. :)

Cain

FUCK YOU IMMA SHARK.

Also Mega-Shark versus Giant Octopus is like Jaws, on LSD and bad acting.

Freeky

Quote from: Subetai on November 08, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
FUCK YOU IMMA SHARK.

Also Mega-Shark versus Giant Octopus is like Jaws, on LSD and bad acting.

Yes, yes it is.

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