Rush Limbaugh is why you're fat

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, it's quite a stretch to get from there to "nutrition and exercise don't matter". 

I think Rush Limbaugh is doing the nation a service.

If you think about it.

Oh, definitely.

[the last yatto]

or its
if you want this nationalized healthcare, here have all these fat people

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Yeah, it's quite a stretch to get from there to "nutrition and exercise don't matter". 

His position is Biblical though, whether or not he intended it.

I think Rush Limbaugh is doing the nation a service.

If you think about it.

Yeah.  I think it could go a lot further.  According to his logic, liberals always lie, therefore we should always do the opposite of whatever health or safety advice any liberal gives us.  I'm sure we can find other examples of a liberal giving health and safety advice that we could forward to him.

Swedish made Husqvarna chainsaws have a warning, "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals", and Swedes are so liberal that they have the highest ratio of social spending to GDP in the world, so you know that warning is a lie.  It's probably better than Viagra.

[Don Coyote]

And don't forget this:

RUSH:  How many of you happened to see either the actual live coverage of the New York City marathon yesterday or maybe some highlights of it later on?  Did you see it?  Look at the people who ran in the New York City marathon.  Most of them looked like death eating a cracker.  I thought I'm looking at cadavers eating crackers, and I just know that that's not for me.

Ya, I know some people that do marathons, hell I knew a guy that does ultra-marathons. Most of them don't look like death.

[E.O.T.]

IT'S NOT THE CHEESE

          it's rush

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS

          & brilliant

[Cain]

Yeah, it's quite a stretch to get from there to "nutrition and exercise don't matter". 

His position is Biblical though, whether or not he intended it.

I think Rush Limbaugh is doing the nation a service.

If you think about it.

Yeah.  I think it could go a lot further.  According to his logic, liberals always lie, therefore we should always do the opposite of whatever health or safety advice any liberal gives us.  I'm sure we can find other examples of a liberal giving health and safety advice that we could forward to him.

Swedish made Husqvarna chainsaws have a warning, "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals", and Swedes are so liberal that they have the highest ratio of social spending to GDP in the world, so you know that warning is a lie.  It's probably better than Viagra.

Someone should explain to Rush, uh, America, uh people that reversed (percieved) stupidity is not intelligence.

You can pretty much see the thoughts forming in a person's head when this kind of thing goes down

X group is made of stupid people.  I know this because they have Wrong Values.
X group advocates Y.
Y is therefore stupid.

This kind of argument generally leads to people arguing Hitler Ate Sugar and then Mike Godwin cries himself to sleep.

Of course, Rush is right that exercise isn't required.  But it also isn't required for the human body to live past the age of 45.

[Juana]

Someone needs to force him into a corner on this "everything a liberal says is a lie" thing. Force him to say brown people are bad/inferior, that Reconstruction was wrong because it "ruined" the South, etc. One anonymous caller could potentially destroy his career.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Someone needs to force him into a corner on this "everything a liberal says is a lie" thing. Force him to say brown people are bad/inferior, that Reconstruction was wrong because it "ruined" the South, etc. One anonymous caller could potentially destroy his career.

It's been done.  No effect.

Rush Limbaugh could wipe his ass with the American flag, and the dittoheads would point out that it was designed by liberals anyhow.

[Jenne]

Someone needs to force him into a corner on this "everything a liberal says is a lie" thing. Force him to say brown people are bad/inferior, that Reconstruction was wrong because it "ruined" the South, etc. One anonymous caller could potentially destroy his career.

You mean the "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Liar" thing?  And "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell"?  BTDT, it has.

[Jenne]

Someone needs to force him into a corner on this "everything a liberal says is a lie" thing. Force him to say brown people are bad/inferior, that Reconstruction was wrong because it "ruined" the South, etc. One anonymous caller could potentially destroy his career.

It's been done.  No effect.

Rush Limbaugh could wipe his ass with the American flag, and the dittoheads would point out that it was designed by liberals anyhow.

Someone needs to force him into a corner on this "everything a liberal says is a lie" thing. Force him to say brown people are bad/inferior, that Reconstruction was wrong because it "ruined" the South, etc. One anonymous caller could potentially destroy his career.

You mean the "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Liar" thing?  And "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell"?  BTDT, it has.

WOAH.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Deranged minds think alike.

[Juana]

Link(s)? Not that I disbelieve you, but because I need to see it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Link(s)? Not that I disbelieve you, but because I need to see it.

For my side of it?  Check Youtube (I can't from this computer).  He's been busted out many times.  It's always edited out from the archives, but the pranksters tape it and post it.

[Juana]

Youtube + my shitty laptop = no go, but I did bit of looking around and there goes an idle hope. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Youtube + my shitty laptop = no go, but I did bit of looking around and there goes an idle hope. 

You're in for years of bitter disappointment, I think.

You seem to be laboring under the delusion that Rush is tricking his audience.  He's not.  He's pandering to what they already believe.

Force him into admitting racism, for example, and his followers won't feel shocked, they'll feel vindicated.

It's not one or two asshats leading the blind and stupid, Hovercat.