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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #255 on: December 02, 2010, 01:00:05 am »
I think being a Spider could have been a lot of fun if we weren't completely fucked by the second round.   :sad:

Agreed!

I had fun, even though Blight threw me under the bus the first day.

It was the second day I think  :lulz:

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« Reply #256 on: December 02, 2010, 01:01:21 am »
I think being a Spider could have been a lot of fun if we weren't completely fucked by the second round.   :sad:

Agreed!

I had fun, even though Blight threw me under the bus the first day.

It was the second day I think  :lulz:

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #257 on: December 02, 2010, 01:07:15 am »
I think being a Spider could have been a lot of fun if we weren't completely fucked by the second round.   :sad:

Agreed!

I had fun, even though Blight threw me under the bus the first day.

It was the second day I think  :lulz:

Know-it-all!!!

Nah, I'm more of a Know-it-sometimes.

I'll give you know-it-usually. How's that?

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« Reply #258 on: December 02, 2010, 01:11:19 am »
I think being a Spider could have been a lot of fun if we weren't completely fucked by the second round.   :sad:

Agreed!

I had fun, even though Blight threw me under the bus the first day.

It was the second day I think  :lulz:

Know-it-all!!!

Nah, I'm more of a Know-it-sometimes.

I'll give you know-it-usually. How's that?

Sounds ok to me. You should bounce around the other threads and post a bit while you're here.
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« Reply #259 on: December 02, 2010, 01:16:23 am »
I think being a Spider could have been a lot of fun if we weren't completely fucked by the second round.   :sad:

Agreed!

I had fun, even though Blight threw me under the bus the first day.

It was the second day I think  :lulz:

Know-it-all!!!

Nah, I'm more of a Know-it-sometimes.

I'll give you know-it-usually. How's that?

Sounds ok to me. You should bounce around the other threads and post a bit while you're here.
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« Reply #260 on: December 02, 2010, 01:19:07 am »
Yeah, taht was awesome  :D
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« Reply #261 on: December 02, 2010, 02:45:06 am »
Win I get home, I am going to write an Epilogue for this round since the narration was my favorite part of the others.



Turns out, so far i'm not nearly as funny as LMNO. Or really funny at all. Imma try to make more jokes before I post.

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« Reply #262 on: December 02, 2010, 02:50:27 am »
'Arry demands it.
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« Reply #263 on: December 02, 2010, 03:43:36 am »
Okay, this was way fucking harder than I thought. My hat's off to LMNO for writing his scenes so well. Mine sucks by comparison. But here it is, as promised:

EPILOGUE
The citizens were gathered around the bar at Willy’s Puddle. Bob the Discordian banged his fist on the bar. “Well, I don’t care. You all know what I think. We got one of the bastards, because she tried to fuck with the wrong guy. And Jim isn’t acting normal. Fuck him, I say, and if I’m wrong, we can…”

Before he could finish Alice stumbled in out of breath, with a few fresh bruises on her face.  She dropped a handful of cards with the words “You are a POPE!” printed on them. As the others began to help her gather them up, Sam asked “What happened, Alice? Was it Jim?”

Alice looked at Jim intently. “No,” she said slowly. “I think it was Dave but he’s not here…”  She stopped short as Felix handed her a few cards and her eyes grew wide. “It was YOU!” she almost screamed.

“Now, wait a minute,” Felix protested. “Dave’s not here. I’ve been here the whole time, how could I possibly have done it?” The crowd murmured a bit. “Besides, we agreed we were going to wait until everyone got here to come to a decision…”

“Fuck Dave!” Bob said as he advanced towards him, accompanied by Alice and Sam.

The crowd was turning on him now, forcing him to back out of the bar. He stood on the sidewalk. “Now, wait a minute. Wait goddamnit! I’m a citizen! I don’t want to have to move! I have roots! I’ve lived in this city longer than…”

Suddenly, Jim stepped forward and threw Felix under the slowing wheels of the breaking bus. Everyone looked at him with wide eyes. “What? Fucker moved to the city 2 months ago.”

“I think he’s dead, Jim,” Emily piped up.

Alice breathed a sigh of relief. “Well, my work here is done.” She walked to the open bus door before she was stopped by Nathan. “Wait, where will you go? What will you do?”

She shrugged lightly. “Dunno,” she said. “Maybe go to Seattle. I know a guy there. Might open a restaurant.  Alice’s Restaurant has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?” She turned to ascend. “Oh, one more thing.” She handed a pope card to Nathan. “Your brother Matt said ‘hello’.” 

As the bus pulled away, the citizens watched the sunset knowing that there would be a brighter tomorrow, and even in darkest of nights, there is always a rainbow.

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #264 on: December 02, 2010, 03:49:21 am »
:mittens: and shout out to old me!
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« Reply #265 on: December 02, 2010, 03:54:18 am »
And if I'm reading this right, oddly, I have Sig's old forum name while Sig has my IRL name (except I don't shorten it).
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« Reply #266 on: December 02, 2010, 03:59:20 am »
And if I'm reading this right, oddly, I have Sig's old forum name while Sig has my IRL name (except I don't shorten it).

You probably are. And that is quite funny. I was just pulling them out of a hat.  :lulz:

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« Reply #267 on: December 02, 2010, 04:00:26 am »
:mittens: and shout out to old me!

Also a reference to original Coyote.  :lulz:

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« Reply #268 on: December 02, 2010, 04:59:44 am »
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #269 on: December 02, 2010, 05:04:15 am »
What better way to connect the games than through the original Discordians? (Omitted Nekk since he didn't play this round.)