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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2010, 04:41:42 pm »
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2010, 05:03:38 pm »
IS GON BE SO EASY TO WIN THIS TIME GUYS, NO ONE IS POSTING ENOUGH TO SHOW WHO IS WHO! DERP
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« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2010, 05:08:46 pm »
Posting, not voting yet.
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2010, 05:29:16 pm »
Farrrrrrrt. I mean, posting.

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2010, 06:15:44 pm »
Well, I have things to do today, spaggos. I'll be around later.
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2010, 06:16:45 pm »
Oh!  Well then, I am posting.   :D
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2010, 06:23:05 pm »
Yeah, I'm going to abstain from voting this round. Also as an FYI, I'm probably not going to be on tomorrow until after 10 pm.
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2010, 06:42:12 pm »
First round SHOULD be an abstain, while we wait for the Discordian to do his thing.

Otherwise, we have a 17% of hitting the right target, an 8.5% chance of hitting the Discordian (and with this low a population base, that means we lose), and 74.5% of fratricide, which we can't afford.

We are not going to get clues from the narrative, as LMNO won't be writing any, so it's on the Discordian.

If the Discordian dies, though, we should start a lynching spree, as it's our only chance at that point.
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2010, 06:42:52 pm »
Phox is here.

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2010, 06:44:55 pm »
If you'd like, I can drop random clues, which may or may not be the truth.  Just to mix things up.

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2010, 06:48:25 pm »
If you'd like, I can drop random clues, which may or may not be the truth.  Just to mix things up.

Sounds ok to me, but otherwise I think Roger's got some sound advice for round one.
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2010, 06:53:46 pm »
Ok, FACT ONE:  Cramulus is not the spider.

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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2010, 06:56:43 pm »
How very helpful. I shall keep in mind not to vote for him. :lol:
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2010, 08:36:47 pm »
I'm here. And I am also abstaining.
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Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2010, 08:41:07 pm »
Ok, FACT ONE:  Cramulus is not the spider.

It took me a minute but.....  :lulz: