Why I oppose Canadian Marriage.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't hate Canadians, mind you, some of my best friends are Canadian.  However, marriage is an institution defined by scripture and tradition, which consists of a man and a woman.  There is no mention in there about fur-covered savages from the polar wastelands of Toronto.

If Canadians are allowed to marry, this will destroy the marriages of good Christian Americans everywhere.  It won't be special anymore, and what's more, it's a violation of God's Law, which is unchanging, unless you're a Mormon (and then only when it really has to).

It's also the thin edge of the wedge.  If Canadians are allowed to marry, what next?  Polygamy?  People marrying their shoes?  Anime spags marrying their fuck pillows?  Welsh people tying the knot?  (Note that I do not include beastiality, as that would be redundant.)

It has to end somewhere.  Vote "NO" to Canadian Marriage in 2012.

Or Kill me.

[Cramulus]

hahahah

On that note, I oppose Canadian education. You wouldn't waste tax dollars educating raccoons or beavers - so why Canadians?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

but what aboot payne?

[Remington]

 

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian.  Just like everyone else.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.

[Remington]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian.  Just like everyone else.

But who would I marry?

1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time

The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?

[Remington]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.

Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian.  Just like everyone else.

But who would I marry?

1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time

The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?

You missed Africa, Mexico and South America

[AFK]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.

Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.

It would if it wasn't so damn wishy-washy in seceding from Canada.  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.

Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.

Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!

[AFK]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian.  Just like everyone else.

But who would I marry?

1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time

The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?

Greenland.

Granted, the pickings are probably a bit slim.  But think of all the available ocean front property. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.

Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.

Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!

They tried that with the Meech Lake Accords, but it occurred to them that someone might get hurt, so they went ice fishing instead.

[Whatever]

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian.  Just like everyone else.

But who would I marry?

1. Americans are American

This is not necessarily true.  There are those who America doesn't really want but can't come up with a good enough reason to kick them out.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT DARREN AND COLLEEN.