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Why I oppose Canadian Marriage.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 10, 2010, 06:15:06 PM

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Remington

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 07:16:39 PM
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two.  And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French. 

They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY  :tgrr:



The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.


Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?

Well, give us Alaska then. Keep the Palins.

No deal. Give us that thing there north of Washington.
What, BC? Fuck no.

That's the nicest part of Canada: powered almost entirely by hydro, absolutely beautiful scenery, a 10-month growing season. The pot.

You people would fuck it up, bad.

If you say it's British Columbia we'll have to take your word for it. Americans have more important things to do than remember your political subdivisions. We have enough trouble with our own maps.
It's Canada's primary source of Marijuana and Hippies.
Is it plugged in?

The Android

OUR shitty beer?  Oh you Americans and your wacky humour.  Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
OUR shitty beer?  Oh you Americans and your wacky humour.  Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".

Our shitty beer was intended for export only while we kept the good stuff. But Americans don't like things that are better.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Android

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
OUR shitty beer?  Oh you Americans and your wacky humour.  Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".

Our shitty beer was intended for export only while we kept the good stuff. But Americans don't like things that are better.

What's this "good stuff" you keep to yourselves?  Pabst Blue Ribbon?   :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:13:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
OUR shitty beer?  Oh you Americans and your wacky humour.  Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".

Our shitty beer was intended for export only while we kept the good stuff. But Americans don't like things that are better.

What's this "good stuff" you keep to yourselves?  Pabst Blue Ribbon?   :lulz:

It's not for you. Only for loyal Americans.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.

Also, we have states.  They're stuck with provinces.  Hence the term "provincial".

We are clearly superior.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Android

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.

Also, we have states.  They're stuck with provinces.  Hence the term "provincial".

We are clearly superior.

We have Leonard Cohen, you have "The Situation"... you win.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.

Also, we have states.  They're stuck with provinces.  Hence the term "provincial".

We are clearly superior.

We have Leonard Cohen, you have "The Situation"... you win.

We have Cohen's Everybody Knows.  That should be the new national anthem.

QuoteEverybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.

Also, we have states.  They're stuck with provinces.  Hence the term "provincial".

We are clearly superior.

We have Leonard Cohen, you have "The Situation"... you win.

You also have Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Sum 41, and Drake.

Nah, you guys TOTALLY win.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Rumckle

Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM

The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?

It's true, plus you Canadians are likely to get melanoma.


Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.

Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!

It's called hockey.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rumckle on November 10, 2010, 11:28:03 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM

The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?

It's true, plus you Canadians are likely to get melanoma.


Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.

Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!

It's called hockey.

:mittens:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:

You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!

You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian.  Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?

1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time

The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?

I'm not sure how that differs from women elsewhere...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

TGRR, I hope you don't mind that I have converted Mr. Language to the Anti-Canadian-marriage viewpoint. He is proselytizing on Facebook.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 05:58:01 AM
TGRR, I hope you don't mind that I have converted Mr. Language to the Anti-Canadian-marriage viewpoint. He is proselytizing on Facebook.

Not at all!  Go nuts with it.  This is the best way to deal with zealots like Phelps, etc.  Parody them right to the fucking wall.  Make 'em laugh til they expel vital organs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.