pdcom rules they didn't tell you about, but i will.

[Placid Dingo]

Personally, I blame Ayn Rand.

[Cuddlefish]

TBH, number eight made me lol

[Triple Zero]

6. trying to improve any situation will automatically result in the situation becoming far worse.

This one MAY or MAY NOT be implied in, or be part of the Hyper Official Classified PD.com Level 3 User-Manual since forever.

It's just, we don't tell anybody about this rule because it's far, FAR funnier that way.

[Phox]

6. trying to improve any situation will automatically result in the situation becoming far worse.

This one MAY or MAY NOT be implied in, or be part of the Hyper Official Classified PD.com Level 3 User-Manual since forever.

It's just, we don't tell anybody about this rule because it's far, FAR funnier that way.

I was pretty sure that this was implied in Murphy's Law, which any forum falls under, most especially one with a constituency made up of Eris-infected jerkoffs, political dissidents, Coyote-worshiping pagans, and ,worst of all, Europeans. 

[LMNO]

4. if you're going to air your personal feelings, please do so where nobody can see it.

6. trying to improve any situation will automatically result in the situation becoming far worse.

7. explaining yourself after a misunderstanding will be interpreted as an insult.

Yes.  

NOW FOLLOW THE RULES, AND WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS STUPID SHIT ANYMORE.


I mean, fuck.  You had an argument.  What's the big fucking deal?

[AFK]

Internet arguments are serious as fuck Mr. Alphapance.

Gawd!  I mean really don't you get it?!?!?

Let's fight!!!!

[LMNO]

FUCK YOOOO, PUNMAN! 

[AFK]

RULE 34 THIS!!!!

[Cain]

Rule 37 is missing from this list:  turn into a snake, it always helps.

[Cramulus]

wait wait wait, wrong thread

sorry

[Eater of Clowns]

Cain and RWHN are right, this is a great list and it needs to be fleshed out:

9.  If you're butthurt, take every step to ensure everyone else knows precisely how butthurt.

10.  A group of people not seeing your point is clearly willful misinterpretation of your idea, not your failure to get that idea across.

11.  When you make a flounce thread and a bunch of people comment on how they appreciate your contributions, be sure to only focus on the one or two that say otherwise.  This sends a great message about how you feel regarding positive dialogue, which reflects well on you.

12.  If you shit stir and act like a dipshit, you can take refuge in not having shit stirred and acted like a dipshit before.  Logically, if you haven't done it in the past, you're never likely to do it at all.

[Cain]

Rule 24: Always secure your power base.  This may involve eliminating those who helped your rise to power.

[Phox]

Cain and RWHN are right, this is a great list and it needs to be fleshed out:

9.  If you're butthurt, take every step to ensure everyone else knows precisely how butthurt.

10.  A group of people not seeing your point is clearly willful misinterpretation of your idea, not your failure to get that idea across.

11.  When you make a flounce thread and a bunch of people comment on how they appreciate your contributions, be sure to only focus on the one or two that say otherwise.  This sends a great message about how you feel regarding positive dialogue, which reflects well on you.

12.  If you shit stir and act like a dipshit, you can take refuge in not having shit stirred and acted like a dipshit before.  Logically, if you haven't done it in the past, you're never likely to do it at all.

13. Develop a sycophantic following, to help you dogpile on those who disagree with you.

14.  Accuse other people of having sycophantic followings to dogpile on you when you disagree with them.

[Requia ☣]

15.  People play dirty here.  Deal with it by whining.

[Eater of Clowns]

16.  Respond to every drama thread with something about sucking it up, then fail to do so yourself when you're involved.

17.  Choose your words carefully, you need to be very specific about what meaning you'd like to have wildly extrapolated and misinterpreted from them.

18.  Flounce.  Flounce gloriously.  Threaten to flounce, and swear it will be the last time.