attn discordia!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This isn't a revenge thread, Roger. It's separate from that bollocks.

And you seem to have misread. Your share would be $20. Whatever amount you paid, ERC gets $10 plus $5 S&H. This automatically restores your Spark of Discord. I didn't invent the doctrine, it was revealed to me in a dream by Eris!

[Don Coyote]

Coyote told me that Eris was stoned that night.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This isn't a revenge thread, Roger. It's separate from that bollocks.

Oh, silly me.  I thought you stating that I wasn't a discordian THERE for being a Subgenius and you stating HERE that I can't be a Discordian for being a Subgenius were somehow related.

I can be so goofy, sometimes.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This isn't a revenge thread, Roger. It's separate from that bollocks.

Oh, silly me.  I thought you stating that I wasn't a discordian THERE for being a Subgenius and you stating HERE that I can't be a Discordian for being a Subgenius were somehow related.

I can be so goofy, sometimes.

I see what you're saying, but seriously they're unrelated.

You're free to believe what you want, but you won't be right until the ERC pays you back your Subgenius membership fee.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, I guess I'm not a REALLY REAL Discordian, then.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

But you can be, for the LOW, LOW PRICE of just $30 plus $5 shipping and handling. And it isn't buying your way into salvation, it's demonstrating monetarily your commitment to the salvation of others!

Actually I'm pretty sure the ERC does not accept membership directly from unsalvaged Subgenii; you have to find somebody to pay their dues as your sponsor, and after you receive your ERC check, you can then pay your dues and be a member. By-laws. Have to stay on the right side of the IRS, etc.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But you can be, for the LOW, LOW PRICE of just $30 plus $5 shipping and handling. And it isn't buying your way into salvation, it's demonstrating monetarily your commitment to the salvation of others!

Actually I'm pretty sure the ERC does not accept membership directly from unsalvaged Subgenii; you have to find somebody to pay their dues as your sponsor, and after you receive your ERC check, you can then pay your dues and be a member. By-laws. Have to stay on the right side of the IRS, etc.

I think I'll just be a fake Discordian, then.  Less paperwork & rules.

Carry on.

[hooplala]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

Came from this.

You, as a single anonymous point of frustration on the Internet, regardless of who or what you may be to the people in your life online or off, have no standing to start calling names and pretending to be better than anybody, aside from the Subgenius in you, who, by my admittedly flawed calculation, is about $30 too dumb to have a valid opinion.

So, basically, if you've ever spent a few bucks on a packet full of jokes, you can't be a REAL Discordian.  From the OP in THIS thread, I gather that Catholics, Jews, and most protestants aren't allowed in, either, unless someone bails them out.

So I'm going to be a fake one.  I hope my activities don't get poomp all over this nice, shiny new Discordianism.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maybe Vex is just strapped for cash 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Maybe Vex is just strapped for cash 

Maybe.  Or maybe he's decided for us all who has the "spark of discord", and who doesn't.  And you can't be a REAL Discordian again until someone "bails you out."

His words.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

That's right, I am the only real purveyor of REAL DISCORDIANISM. But that's OK! I'm not selling it, it's FREE! All you have to do is make a small monetary gesture of your intention to become a Real Discordian™.

Folks, right now is not the time to be wishy-washy! It's a cruel, unpredictable world out there, and you're going to need reliable sanctuary when the ground starts shaking and society starts crumbling! The ERC is that sanctuary! Our beds are warm, our pews are padded, and there's always something danceable playing on the PA! And what's more is there's no catch! Just a bunch of free love, free pizza, free drinks, and free Salvation from the forces of greed and strife!

All you have to do is sign up and send in $30 plus $5 S&H, to show your commitment to the cause. We are an inclusive religion, and to show just how inclusive we are, we ask that our members contribute the cost of saving a lost soul. And, because we have a direct line to Megatruth, we know exactly how much a lost soul is worth!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

Came from this.

You, as a single anonymous point of frustration on the Internet, regardless of who or what you may be to the people in your life online or off, have no standing to start calling names and pretending to be better than anybody, aside from the Subgenius in you, who, by my admittedly flawed calculation, is about $30 too dumb to have a valid opinion.

So, basically, if you've ever spent a few bucks on a packet full of jokes, you can't be a REAL Discordian.  From the OP in THIS thread, I gather that Catholics, Jews, and most protestants aren't allowed in, either, unless someone bails them out.

So I'm going to be a fake one.  I hope my activities don't get poomp all over this nice, shiny new Discordianism.

Huh, I thought that was a joke...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

Came from this.

You, as a single anonymous point of frustration on the Internet, regardless of who or what you may be to the people in your life online or off, have no standing to start calling names and pretending to be better than anybody, aside from the Subgenius in you, who, by my admittedly flawed calculation, is about $30 too dumb to have a valid opinion.

So, basically, if you've ever spent a few bucks on a packet full of jokes, you can't be a REAL Discordian.  From the OP in THIS thread, I gather that Catholics, Jews, and most protestants aren't allowed in, either, unless someone bails them out.

So I'm going to be a fake one.  I hope my activities don't get poomp all over this nice, shiny new Discordianism.

Huh, I thought that was a joke...

Humiliation is the new humor.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'd just like to point out that it does seem like a revenge thread to me. This is the 3rd time in the past couple of days that Vex has made some sort of post or thread about Subgenii paying $30.

Vex, I think you should let the matter go and stop dumping on Subgenii and pretending to purvey really real Discordianism. Didn't really have a problem with you before but this is starting it irritate me.