attn discordia!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

Came from this.

You, as a single anonymous point of frustration on the Internet, regardless of who or what you may be to the people in your life online or off, have no standing to start calling names and pretending to be better than anybody, aside from the Subgenius in you, who, by my admittedly flawed calculation, is about $30 too dumb to have a valid opinion.

So, basically, if you've ever spent a few bucks on a packet full of jokes, you can't be a REAL Discordian.  From the OP in THIS thread, I gather that Catholics, Jews, and most protestants aren't allowed in, either, unless someone bails them out.

So I'm going to be a fake one.  I hope my activities don't get poomp all over this nice, shiny new Discordianism.

Huh, I thought that was a joke...

Humiliation is the new humor.

I didn't realize you found being a Subgenius humiliating....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

Came from this.

You, as a single anonymous point of frustration on the Internet, regardless of who or what you may be to the people in your life online or off, have no standing to start calling names and pretending to be better than anybody, aside from the Subgenius in you, who, by my admittedly flawed calculation, is about $30 too dumb to have a valid opinion.

So, basically, if you've ever spent a few bucks on a packet full of jokes, you can't be a REAL Discordian.  From the OP in THIS thread, I gather that Catholics, Jews, and most protestants aren't allowed in, either, unless someone bails them out.

So I'm going to be a fake one.  I hope my activities don't get poomp all over this nice, shiny new Discordianism.

Huh, I thought that was a joke...

Humiliation is the new humor.

I didn't realize you found being a Subgenius humiliating....

Neither did I, until today.

I was a Subgenius before I was a Discordian.  It seems that many of the people I really respect here (yourself included) think that Vex is really onto something here.  Since I seem to lack the "spark of Discord" due to being a Subgenius, and I've been a Subgenius the entire time I've been writing, that tells me that everything I've written as a Discordian isn't worth a shit, and I'm really sorry I wasted my time and yours.

But Cram is right.  This needs to go on 23AE, so PD doesn't wind up attracting the wrong sort of Discordian...IE, the ones that aren't real.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I'd just like to point out that it does seem like a revenge thread to me. This is the 3rd time in the past couple of days that Vex has made some sort of post or thread about Subgenii paying $30.

Vex, I think you should let the matter go and stop dumping on Subgenii and pretending to purvey really real Discordianism. Didn't really have a problem with you before but this is starting it irritate me.

You should hear me talk more often. I'm always making fun of the Sugbenii for giving up real money for membership. It's hardly anything new with me.

[srsbsns]If it irritates you, go somewhere else, right? I put this thread on a forum, not in your pants. I'm not trying to make some bullshit revenge thread. FFS, it's only Roger, and I'm done with that whole fight anyway. This wouldn't be a question if I'd posted it a week ago or a month ago, but now, because I happen to have had an argument with a Subgenius suddenly everything I do is intended to rub dirt in the guy's eye. Like I said, it's only Roger. I'll probably never get along with him and I'm done trying to explain myself every time I turn around. I'll post what I feel like posting and you can believe what you want to about it. [/srsbsns]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

FFS, it's only Roger,

This.

[Phox]

Hey, Vex, can I get the couple thousand bucks the Catholics weaseled out of me? I wanna be a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN, so since I paid WAY more than $30 over the years, I need a refund too, right? Can you help me draft a letter to the Vatican asking about that?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, Vex, can I get the couple thousand bucks the Catholics weaseled out of me? I wanna be a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN, so since I paid WAY more than $30 over the years, I need a refund too, right? Can you help me draft a letter to the Vatican asking about that?

Orthodox Jews will never get out of the hole.  Nor will any Nazarenes.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Hey, Vex, can I get the couple thousand bucks the Catholics weaseled out of me? I wanna be a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN, so since I paid WAY more than $30 over the years, I need a refund too, right? Can you help me draft a letter to the Vatican asking about that?

Orthodox Jews will never get out of the hole.  Nor will any Nazarenes.

And don't get me started on the Amish.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, Vex, can I get the couple thousand bucks the Catholics weaseled out of me? I wanna be a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN, so since I paid WAY more than $30 over the years, I need a refund too, right? Can you help me draft a letter to the Vatican asking about that?

Orthodox Jews will never get out of the hole.  Nor will any Nazarenes.

And don't get me started on the Amish.

I was under the impression they'd get a waiver or something.  As you said:

FFS, it's only Roger,

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'd just like to point out that it does seem like a revenge thread to me. This is the 3rd time in the past couple of days that Vex has made some sort of post or thread about Subgenii paying $30.

Vex, I think you should let the matter go and stop dumping on Subgenii and pretending to purvey really real Discordianism. Didn't really have a problem with you before but this is starting it irritate me.

You should hear me talk more often. I'm always making fun of the Sugbenii for giving up real money for membership. It's hardly anything new with me.

[srsbsns]If it irritates you, go somewhere else, right? I put this thread on a forum, not in your pants. I'm not trying to make some bullshit revenge thread. FFS, it's only Roger, and I'm done with that whole fight anyway. This wouldn't be a question if I'd posted it a week ago or a month ago, but now, because I happen to have had an argument with a Subgenius suddenly everything I do is intended to rub dirt in the guy's eye. Like I said, it's only Roger. I'll probably never get along with him and I'm done trying to explain myself every time I turn around. I'll post what I feel like posting and you can believe what you want to about it. [/srsbsns]

Ok, I believe you're being a douchebag right now, and I'll ignore you until you get over it. Sorry, but it seems to me like you're singling Roger out, and you can do what you like about that and pretend there's nothing to do with your argument with him in this.

[Rev. Dr. Narot]

I'd just like to point out that it does seem like a revenge thread to me. This is the 3rd time in the past couple of days that Vex has made some sort of post or thread about Subgenii paying $30.

Vex, I think you should let the matter go and stop dumping on Subgenii and pretending to purvey really real Discordianism. Didn't really have a problem with you before but this is starting it irritate me.

I'm going to second that. I like Vex, no problems with him. I've pissed off a couple folks before, but feel like I apologized promptly and satisfactorily (fuck, can't expect everyone to get along).

Really now, poking fun is great, but you're not winning any favor on this end by keeping it up.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Hey, Vex, can I get the couple thousand bucks the Catholics weaseled out of me? I wanna be a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN, so since I paid WAY more than $30 over the years, I need a refund too, right? Can you help me draft a letter to the Vatican asking about that?

Orthodox Jews will never get out of the hole.  Nor will any Nazarenes.

And don't get me started on the Amish.

I was under the impression they'd get a waiver or something.  As you said:

FFS, it's only Roger,

Nobody just gets a waiver, the ERC wouldn't be able to afford to restock all the salvation we're peddling.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

AWESOME in the truest sense of the word.

Well, it IS pretty elaborate for a revenge thread, I have to admit.   

Is that what it is?  I didn't clue in to that.

Came from this.

You, as a single anonymous point of frustration on the Internet, regardless of who or what you may be to the people in your life online or off, have no standing to start calling names and pretending to be better than anybody, aside from the Subgenius in you, who, by my admittedly flawed calculation, is about $30 too dumb to have a valid opinion.

So, basically, if you've ever spent a few bucks on a packet full of jokes, you can't be a REAL Discordian.  From the OP in THIS thread, I gather that Catholics, Jews, and most protestants aren't allowed in, either, unless someone bails them out.

So I'm going to be a fake one.  I hope my activities don't get poomp all over this nice, shiny new Discordianism.

Huh, I thought that was a joke...

Humiliation is the new humor.

I didn't realize you found being a Subgenius humiliating....

Neither did I, until today.

I was a Subgenius before I was a Discordian.  It seems that many of the people I really respect here (yourself included) think that Vex is really onto something here.  Since I seem to lack the "spark of Discord" due to being a Subgenius, and I've been a Subgenius the entire time I've been writing, that tells me that everything I've written as a Discordian isn't worth a shit, and I'm really sorry I wasted my time and yours.

But Cram is right.  This needs to go on 23AE, so PD doesn't wind up attracting the wrong sort of Discordian...IE, the ones that aren't real.

I didn't think Vex was on to anything other than trying to make a joke. As a Subgenius myself, I find it difficult to think that it would make me (or you) not Discordian. Especially since Dobbs is the bastard child of Eris and Emperor Norton.  Also, I have to deal with Rev Stang on a semi-regular basis... that alone convinces me that SubG's are all Discordian.

I guess the reason I commented was that I didn't understand your response. It's like someone pokes you with a stick and you respond by grabbing the stick and impaling yourself with it. So what if vex said something about you being a SubGenius? What the hell does that have to do with anything? Hell, you call me names when we're needling each other.. You called Vex a sociopath yesterday. Is it really worth getting riled over? Is it really an indictment of everything you've ever written?

Cause to me it seemed like a little needling and a joke... perhaps poorly executed.

But, "To each their own" said the old lady as she kissed the cow. If you want to run with it, run with it. I'll shut up.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I didn't think Vex was on to anything other than trying to make a joke.

FFS, it's only Roger,

I laughed.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I'd just like to point out that it does seem like a revenge thread to me. This is the 3rd time in the past couple of days that Vex has made some sort of post or thread about Subgenii paying $30.

Vex, I think you should let the matter go and stop dumping on Subgenii and pretending to purvey really real Discordianism. Didn't really have a problem with you before but this is starting it irritate me.

I'm going to second that. I like Vex, no problems with him. I've pissed off a couple folks before, but feel like I apologized promptly and satisfactorily (fuck, can't expect everyone to get along).

Really now, poking fun is great, but you're not winning any favor on this end by keeping it up.

again: not a "revenge thread." not based on anything. not intended to fuck with anybody. seriously, yes i would be absolutely serious about calling the Subgenii out for their membership fees by requiring a membership fee myself. i might be dumb but even i can detect the intentional irony there.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

again: not a "revenge thread."

FFS, it's only Roger,