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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 11, 2010, 09:50:01 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
November 28, 2010, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
This is true. Perhaps he simply lacks the ability to read inference.

In which case,

:assburgers:

Not really the same thing, unless it makes him non-functional, and he isn't non-functional, merely infuriating and frustrating.

Remember:  You had to give him orders to get nasty, at first.
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Dysnomia

#46
December 03, 2010, 03:49:39 AM
I BUYED THEMZ NIGEL   :D
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
December 03, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Thank you my loves. I are kind of retarded myself, bless you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#48
December 03, 2010, 10:12:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
I think he has a cognitive processing disorder. He's not stupid. But yes, he may be retarded, in that for some reason information going in doesn't get processed or interpreted very well. He's actually quite intelligent, but not very present or connected with day to day life or other people. If he wasn't quite bright and able to make a lot of money programming, he would be in real trouble because I'm not too sure he's capable of navigating the world without other people kind of taking care of him. His money enables that to happen.

Is this the guy I met in Amsterdam, when with StMae?

Hope LO gets better soon!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
December 03, 2010, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 10:12:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
I think he has a cognitive processing disorder. He's not stupid. But yes, he may be retarded, in that for some reason information going in doesn't get processed or interpreted very well. He's actually quite intelligent, but not very present or connected with day to day life or other people. If he wasn't quite bright and able to make a lot of money programming, he would be in real trouble because I'm not too sure he's capable of navigating the world without other people kind of taking care of him. His money enables that to happen.

Is this the guy I met in Amsterdam, when with StMae?

Hope LO gets better soon!

Yes! I forgot about that. He's quite a dapper dandy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
December 03, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
The whole StMae connection is quite the freak coincidence. Who wouldda thunk it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#51
December 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
I especially liked the look on his face when he saw my pterodactyl shirt :lol: Told him "yeah I found it somewhere, and I thought it was cool" but he wasn't quite that gullible ;)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Dysnomia

#52
December 03, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Thank you my loves. I are kind of retarded myself, bless you.


I loves you Nigel!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
December 03, 2010, 11:06:27 PM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on December 03, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Thank you my loves. I are kind of retarded myself, bless you.


I loves you Nigel!

<3 <3 <3
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
December 03, 2010, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
I especially liked the look on his face when he saw my pterodactyl shirt :lol: Told him "yeah I found it somewhere, and I thought it was cool" but he wasn't quite that gullible ;)

Hee hee hee!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#55
December 09, 2010, 01:35:19 AM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
December 09, 2010, 03:40:24 AM
OHAI THREAD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
December 09, 2010, 04:17:22 AM
I want boyfriend to get done with class and text me. Soooo sleepy! Maybe I should go for a walk. I could go get ice cream.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#58
December 09, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2010, 03:40:24 AM
OHAI THREAD!
HAI NIGEL!
         \

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#59
December 09, 2010, 06:11:55 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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