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Coyote Bears Great Tidings to the Folllowers of his Ex.

Started by Don Coyote, November 12, 2010, 06:25:28 PM

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Epimetheus

#15
November 17, 2010, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:

Don't worry, I understood which answered which. You don't consider any difference between a pterodactyl and a rabbit? I fart in your puny church's general direction.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Don Coyote

#16
November 17, 2010, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:

Don't worry, I understood which answered which. You don't consider any difference between a pterodactyl and a rabbit? I fart in your puny church's general direction.
Coyotes says if you can bring back a pterodactyl that you actually it with your car, you might get a prize.

Epimetheus

#17
November 17, 2010, 03:59:48 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 17, 2010, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:

Don't worry, I understood which answered which. You don't consider any difference between a pterodactyl and a rabbit? I fart in your puny church's general direction.
Coyotes says if you can bring back a pterodactyl that you actually it with your car, you might get a prize.

POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Epimetheus

#18
November 17, 2010, 04:15:15 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 17, 2010, 04:12:46 AM
is he ... is he ... mounting that car in a sexual manner there ?

LOOKSLIKEITTOME  :lulz:

Sweet Merciful Fuck Magical Morris Minor Raping Pterodactyls!

PTERODACTYLS ARE LASCIVIOUS DEGENERATES.
They leave that out of the picture books.
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BadBeast

#19
November 17, 2010, 04:22:13 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 17, 2010, 04:12:46 AM
is he ... is he ... mounting that car in a sexual manner there ?

LOOKSLIKEITTOME  :lulz:

Sweet Merciful Fuck Magical Morris Minor  Triumph Herald Raping Pterodactyls!
Fixt.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Don Coyote

#21
November 17, 2010, 06:48:16 AM
oh? Coyote might be reading something.

Cainad (dec.)

#22
November 18, 2010, 01:16:28 AM
I've only read one of Christopher Moore's books, Fluke, but I can testify that he is a joy to read.

Don Coyote

#23
November 18, 2010, 01:21:43 AM Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 01:24:42 AM by Sir Coyote
Oh fuck yes. I am going to see if the post library has a copy. Coyote pranking an unbeliever for the lulz. Maybe I will get some divine inspiration.


QuoteThe title of this book is pronounces kai-yo-tee blew. Readers who have a problem with pronunciation might want to read is silently the first time through
OH. FUCK. I am buying this shit I think.
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