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What do Glenn Beck, Lady Gaga and Stephen Colbert have in common?

Started by Rumckle, November 13, 2010, 07:57:04 AM

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Rumckle

November 13, 2010, 07:57:04 AM
They're all nominated for Time's person of the year:

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,2028734,00.html

I rather hope that Beck gets it, it will do wonders for his ego
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#1
November 13, 2010, 08:02:48 AM
I hope that Glenn Beck gets hit by a fucking bus or eaten by a god damned shark.
But that's just my opinion

Lies

#2
November 13, 2010, 08:35:14 AM
Stephen Colbert, Person of the Year? That would be a fucking insult to his greatness.

Colbert should be times person of the century.
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#3
November 13, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Only one way to solve this.

Three-way fight to the death.







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November 13, 2010, 08:50:32 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Only one way to solve this.

Three-way fight to the death.







:fap:

The obvious alliance would form quickly. I think somebody would loose most of their teeth.
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#5
November 13, 2010, 10:08:14 AM
I, personally, think the Person of the Year should be "nobody".  I can't think of a more deserving winner. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 13, 2010, 10:09:02 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 13, 2010, 10:08:14 AM
I, personally, think the Person of the Year should be "nobody".  I can't think of a more deserving winner. 

Person of the Year should be Remmy.
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Remington

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November 13, 2010, 10:14:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2010, 10:09:02 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 13, 2010, 10:08:14 AM
I, personally, think the Person of the Year should be "nobody".  I can't think of a more deserving winner. 

Person of the Year should be Remmy.
:banana:
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 13, 2010, 10:14:50 AM
Quote from: Remington on November 13, 2010, 10:14:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2010, 10:09:02 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 13, 2010, 10:08:14 AM
I, personally, think the Person of the Year should be "nobody".  I can't think of a more deserving winner. 

Person of the Year should be Remmy.
:banana:

Sure.  But remember that we eat the PotY in December.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

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November 13, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Hurry up Remmy! That gives you less than a month for PotY-training!
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November 16, 2010, 03:42:41 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 13, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Hurry up Remmy! That gives you less than a month for PotY-training!
:lol:

Death

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November 16, 2010, 04:20:10 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 13, 2010, 10:08:14 AM
I, personally, think the Person of the Year should be "nobody".  I can't think of a more deserving winner. 
Concur'd.
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#12
November 16, 2010, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 13, 2010, 08:02:48 AM
I hope that Glenn Beck gets hit by a fucking bus or eaten by a god damned shark.
But that's just my opinion
Or hit by a fucking bus that's driven by a god damned shark.  :argh!:

Like so:

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AFK

#13
November 16, 2010, 06:33:09 PM
That would simply create a small Conservative right-wing pundit vaccuum which would be filled with another, likely louder, gas bag. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#14
November 16, 2010, 06:33:30 PM
Glenn Beck, Lady Gaga and Stephen Colbert also all went to school together.

And lost their virginity to each other.
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