On the other hand...

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I hate living in a small town in the middle of nowhere, because there's nothing to do unless you like meth or herpes.
...on the other hand, I think it kicks ass that I can stop at the convenience store and leave the car running and unlocked while I go inside.

I hate that PD is so drama-prone sometimes.
...on the other hand, I'm not sure I've ever been in a forum before where you really have to pay attention to even know who is on the admin team.

I hate Republicans.
...on the other hand, I also hate Democrats.

I hate that the USA is full of whining, selfish, overgrown toddlers with no sense of perspective and no respect for anyone but themselves.
...on the other hand, it's nice to know I don't have to slave away for all of 30 years as a slave in some diamond mine, with no hope of improving my life.

[Cain]

I hate living in a small town in the middle of nowhere, because there's nothing to do unless you like meth or herpes.
...on the other hand, I think it kicks ass that I can stop at the convenience store and leave the car running and unlocked while I go inside.

Keep on doing that and one day a meth-addicted herpes suffering Demopublican who admins PD.com will steal your car to pay for their habit.  And you'll lose your job and have no choice but to work the diamond mine.

[Don Coyote]

I hate living in a small town in the middle of nowhere, because there's nothing to do unless you like meth or herpes.
...on the other hand, I think it kicks ass that I can stop at the convenience store and leave the car running and unlocked while I go inside.

Keep on doing that and one day a meth-addicted herpes suffering Demopublican who admins PD.com will steal your car to pay for their habit.  And you'll lose your job and have no choice but to work the diamond mine.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I hate living in a small town in the middle of nowhere, because there's nothing to do unless you like meth or herpes.
...on the other hand, I think it kicks ass that I can stop at the convenience store and leave the car running and unlocked while I go inside.

Keep on doing that and one day a meth-addicted herpes suffering Demopublican who admins PD.com will steal your car to pay for their habit.  And you'll lose your job and have no choice but to work the diamond mine.