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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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did mcdonald's clown have a sex change?

Started by the last yatto, November 16, 2010, 12:40:06 AM

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Richter

#15
November 16, 2010, 02:40:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 04:19:02 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2010, 04:17:01 AM
If you leave her out on the counter for a month, does she spoil?

I WOULD STILL HIT IT

TGRR
WOULD HIT THAT ROTTEN SHIT

LIKE A MCRIBB AFTER 5 DAYS IN THE FRIDGE
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cuddlefish

#16
November 16, 2010, 04:43:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 01:38:54 AM
Quote from: Tyrone on November 16, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
I think I know what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Is it this, Yatto?

I'D HIT IT

Was thinking this,but was afraid to say so.

Quote from: Sigmatic on November 16, 2010, 01:46:50 AM
That hair color is disturbing yet oddly alluring.

TBH, the hair color is what does it for me.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
November 16, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 16, 2010, 04:43:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 01:38:54 AM
Quote from: Tyrone on November 16, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
I think I know what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Is it this, Yatto?

I'D HIT IT

Was thinking this,but was afraid to say so.

Quote from: Sigmatic on November 16, 2010, 01:46:50 AM
That hair color is disturbing yet oddly alluring.

TBH, the hair color is what does it for me.

I WOULD HIT THE HAIR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#18
November 16, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
Really?  No one's made a "Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce" joke yet?



In any case, I'd certainly like to put a half-pound of meat between her buns.



The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 16, 2010, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
Really?  No one's made a "Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce" joke yet?



In any case, I'd certainly like to put a half-pound of meat between her buns.





JUST LEAVE ME THE HAIR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#20
November 16, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
NEIN!

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
November 16, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#22
November 16, 2010, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
Really?  No one's made a "Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce" joke yet?



In any case, I'd certainly like to put a half-pound of meat between her buns.





LMNO wins an internet. And a cheez burger.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

#23
November 16, 2010, 04:52:14 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
November 16, 2010, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
NEIN!

YOU CAN'T HOG IT ALL UP

SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M GIVING HER THE WHOLE HOG.

THEN GET READY TO SMILE BECAUSE I'M NOT KNOWN FOR MY PATIENCE
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#25
November 16, 2010, 04:56:19 PM
LMNO GETS THE 'LUCKY PIERRE', ITT.

Richter

#26
November 16, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
 :lulz:  For using "lucky Pierre" in ANY context
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
November 16, 2010, 06:24:17 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 16, 2010, 02:35:47 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 01:51:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 01:39:59 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 01:39:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 01:38:54 AM
Quote from: Tyrone on November 16, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
I think I know what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Is it this, Yatto?

I'D HIT IT

I wonder if she tastes funny.

I WOULD STILL HIT IT

I would too.

No way she stays that skinny eating hamburgers from McDonalds.  That being said, I'm jumping on the hit it train.

Cheeseburgers don't make you fat.

TOO MANY cheeseburgers makes you fat.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#28
November 16, 2010, 08:33:44 PM
No McDonalds I've ever been in has anything analogous to carpet or drapes, and thus I am unable to make the joke that I wanted to make.  :cry:
Formerly something else...

LMNO

#29
November 16, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
Do the Arches match the McPlayland?
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