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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT

Started by Lies, November 16, 2010, 03:22:59 AM

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Lies

Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 10:53:25 AM
How really does one really get "pwned" or "owned" on an internet forum? Wouldn't this mean that in fact they are getting PWNED by the internet itself, considering the amount of time and energy they are putting into an alternate reality?

Well, for starters, he wasn't really owned, I just thought the response was funny considering what the pic was.
I did say, "kinda". Initially.
But then he kept pressing the issue of how I'm moron so I stepped it up to "self pwning".

Because I wouldn't have laughed if he hadn't of replied. That's all it was. Fuck.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

And in my case, I made one half-hearted attempt at a pick up on a guy pretending to be a chick. So you know, I was pwned by a lady-boy and Rog thinks this is the funniest thing in the world even though I realised pretty not too long afterwards that it was an imposter.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Semper Fi

I was just making a random statement after reading the topic it wasn't really aimed at anyone. I'm sure everything is fine guy you might want to take a nap or do another line and maybe it will pass.

Lies

Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 11:04:01 AM
I was just making a random statement after reading the topic it wasn't really aimed at anyone. I'm sure everything is fine guy you might want to take a nap or do another line and maybe it will pass.

It's cool, I'm cool, I figured I'd indulge your question and get you up to speed with the recent stupidity here anyway.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 10:53:25 AM
How really does one really get "pwned" or "owned" on an internet forum? Wouldn't this mean that in fact they are getting PWNED by the internet itself, considering the amount of time and energy they are putting into an alternate reality?

:troll:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

Quote from: Pēleus on November 16, 2010, 11:06:12 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 10:53:25 AM
How really does one really get "pwned" or "owned" on an internet forum? Wouldn't this mean that in fact they are getting PWNED by the internet itself, considering the amount of time and energy they are putting into an alternate reality?

:troll:

Really? I thought it was a fair question.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Semper Fi

Quote from: Lysergic on November 16, 2010, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 11:04:01 AM
I was just making a random statement after reading the topic it wasn't really aimed at anyone. I'm sure everything is fine guy you might want to take a nap or do another line and maybe it will pass.

It's cool, I'm cool, I figured I'd indulge your question and get you up to speed with the recent stupidity here anyway.

OK thanks man you seem like a nice dude I'm sure this will all work out, no worries.

the last yatto

it was a rhetorical question, like the game

YOU JUST LOST
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

Quote from: Pēleus on November 16, 2010, 11:09:00 AM
it was a rhetorical question, like the game

YOU JUST LOST
You mean you can't answer a rhetorical question?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

THAT GUY asks to have something hallway related in your sig
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

something else in the meta section. it gain us hits from google for whatever reason
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on November 16, 2010, 10:49:03 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on November 16, 2010, 10:47:24 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 16, 2010, 10:38:37 AM
Can you kindly fuck off asshole? Thanks.

Now you're turning against me? After our successful conspiracy against Roger in order to humiliate him?
What did I just tell you? Fuck off asshole. You're not my friend and I wasn't trying to humiliate roger, shitneck.

Now do you understand?

Situation's over, as far as I'm concerned.
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