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Started by Placid Dingo, November 17, 2010, 08:44:56 AM

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Placid Dingo

November 17, 2010, 08:44:56 AM
Thinking,

David Ick
Andy Kaufman
Ayn Rand

Your thoughts?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Lies

#1
November 17, 2010, 09:02:07 AM
Andy Kaufman hands down.

The other two weren't trolling, they're just retarded.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Placid Dingo

#2
November 17, 2010, 09:07:27 AM
Oooh, almost forgot Rael.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Lies

#3
November 17, 2010, 09:08:36 AM
He's not a troll either, just a man who knows how to get fuckloads of gullable people to fuck him.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#4
November 17, 2010, 09:33:28 AM
L. Ron Hubbard
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Pope Pixie Pickle

#5
November 17, 2010, 10:36:40 AM

the last yatto

#6
November 17, 2010, 10:38:36 AM
Andy, once asked to have the hue changed for his tv show
Vs
LR, turned his target audience into his own private army,
Thirty plus years before even Palahniuk wrote that fucking book

That's hard to decide...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Placid Dingo

#7
November 17, 2010, 10:43:17 AM
That was my logic for Rand.

That said, Hubbard probably got more inventive.

Also, Rev. Phelps, Jack Chick.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Lies

#8
November 17, 2010, 10:45:51 AM
But, all those OTHER guys weren't trolls, they're just crazy!!  :argh!:

Trolling is a art form, not to be given cred to the biggest nutcases in history!!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Placid Dingo

#9
November 17, 2010, 10:48:26 AM Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 11:22:58 AM by Placid Dingo
BAH, yeah im not making any sense. disregard.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

the last yatto

#10
November 17, 2010, 10:48:36 AM
Wasn't including nuts, otherwise I would have went with the emperor
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Faust

#11
November 17, 2010, 11:02:09 AM
Misunderstanding of what trolling is ITT
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Lies

#12
November 17, 2010, 11:10:23 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 17, 2010, 11:02:09 AM
Misunderstanding of what trolling is ITT
This
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Disco Pickle

#13
November 17, 2010, 12:26:48 PM Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 12:29:59 PM by The Dancing Pickle
Morton Downey Jr.  

they guy is the Lenny Bruce of over the top conservative commentators and the predecessor of Rush Limbaugh.

[EDIT] and The Jerry Springer Show
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

LMNO

#14
November 17, 2010, 01:44:20 PM
St Paul of Damascus.
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