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THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY

Started by Lies, November 16, 2010, 08:22:50 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

interesting prediction, nigel

I think that if the TSA killed somebody, the news would be TERRORIST SLAIN and it would end up being an argument FOR these horrible things


either way, I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.


"Well kids, before the patriot act..."

Requia ☣

I still want to know why keeping terrorists from setting their junk on fire is desirable.

If anything we should be encouraging this.  It can't possibly do good things for their recruitment figures.
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Remington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H9HNEtrvEE&feature=player_embedded

This is awesome. New Jersey legislators are taking on the TSA. It looks like the body scanners and groping are going to be the thing that finally sinks the security theatre.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Epimetheus

Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Epimetheus

Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.

I honestly have no idea what the level of awareness of the average person is. Not to sound condescending.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.

I honestly have no idea what the level of awareness of the average person is. Not to sound condescending.

Well, then look around.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Epimetheus

Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.

I honestly have no idea what the level of awareness of the average person is. Not to sound condescending.

Well, then look around.

Will do.  :)
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tyrannosaurus vex

FTR, the only reason I object to the groping is because there's no follow-through.
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Cainad (dec.)

The main problem with an Israel-like airport security system being used in the USA is that a more competent, efficient handling of terrorist threats in a manner that is more proportional to the actual degree of threat wouldn't be very good at generating fear.

I mean, how are you supposed to get Americans to give up those juicy, delicious "rights" if every trip through an airport doesn't remind them of the REAL AND PRESENT DANGER? :nigel:

A Villager

What would become of the expensive scanners they bought if they were replaced by trained humans? What a waste.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Subetai on November 16, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
Does this mean Israelis are now sand-nags who love Obama?

Of course. Additionally, they're all muslims form Kenya.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2010, 04:43:58 PM
The main problem with an Israel-like airport security system being used in the USA is that a more competent, efficient handling of terrorist threats in a manner that is more proportional to the actual degree of threat wouldn't be very good at generating fear.

I mean, how are you supposed to get Americans to give up those juicy, delicious "rights" if every trip through an airport doesn't remind them of the REAL AND PRESENT DANGER? :nigel:

The great irony is if we the people showed much less fear and more brazen we don't give a fuck about potential bombs then that means the terrorists are losing. The other way the only people who win are terrorists and the guys selling the gear to do these searches.