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Son of Unbridled Punnery. Bastard!

Started by AFK, November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
March 15, 2011, 07:09:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
Can't.

Too much work. 
I WAS PROMISED AN UNPRECEDENTED ONSLAUGHT OF PUNNERY!  :crankey:

O :mittens: NED!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#31
March 15, 2011, 07:28:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
Can't.

Too much work. 
I WAS PROMISED AN UNPRECEDENTED ONSLAUGHT OF PUNNERY!  :crankey:

I know, I know.  Tell that to my Directors. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#32
March 16, 2011, 05:10:16 PM
The customer was very angry when he discovered the bearista made a Boo Boo. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#33
March 16, 2011, 05:27:48 PM
Where does the telephone repair man keep his money?

Pole Vault. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#34
March 18, 2011, 04:13:35 PM
Ichthyologists spend a lot of time at the libraries studying micro fiche.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#35
March 20, 2011, 05:50:48 AM
:popcorn:

AFK

#36
March 25, 2011, 01:03:47 PM
Becca Laureate thought she might want to study something at the university her friend told her about - there was a degree of ambiguity there. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#37
March 25, 2011, 01:09:25 PM
The circus clown would've been wise to consult the material safety data sheet in the three-ring binder before using the glue. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cuddlefish

#38
March 25, 2011, 04:28:30 PM
This may be old for some of you, but here goes anyhow...

I entered ten puns into a pun contest with the hopes that at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

AFK

#39
March 28, 2011, 08:14:14 PM
I tried to master braille once, but I just couldn't get a feel for it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#40
March 31, 2011, 05:35:19 PM
Linda was very touched when she received the felt coat as a gift. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iron Sulfide

#41
March 31, 2011, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on January 15, 2011, 08:06:13 AM
X-Posted from Facebook, in response to complaints about difficulty studying Kant in Political Studies.

QuoteOh, dear. If you can't understand it are you likely Deleuze Marx? If you Kant quite do it, don't Strauss out. You've probably got too much on your Plato. Find a Neumann to study the work of. Or Locke all your study materials in a cupboard and take a break, if the work is too much of a Paine. Too much Kantian reading in one sitting should be ill-Hegel. Dewey want these terrible puns to stop? ROFL. (That's Rawls on floor laughing.)

"it was the early late 80's, and I had just delivered a smashing lecture on the influence of German existentialism in Rock and Roll music, entitled, 'You, Kant, always get what you want."

[Hedwig]
Ya' stupid Yank.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
March 31, 2011, 07:20:30 PM
I just scored a POUND of hash.  :banana:

But the corned beef won't stay lit. :sadbanana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#43
March 31, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
 :lulz:

10/10
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#44
March 31, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
She was only the Admiral's daughter, but already her Naval base was filled with discharged seamen.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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