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USB Technology = Satan Worship
« on: November 17, 2010, 10:52:45 pm »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3

Evangelical Christians in Brazil have banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan-worshippers.




because this is obviously satan's trident

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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 11:04:27 pm »
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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 11:16:48 pm »
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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 11:33:59 pm »
Satan really liked the shape-sorting game when he was a kid.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 01:29:39 am »
I want a USB trident.





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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 12:19:40 pm »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3

Evangelical Christians in Brazil have banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan-worshippers.




because this is obviously satan's trident

no word from Poseidon?

he's probably pissed that his symbol is being stolen yet again without giving him credit.
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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 06:26:55 pm »
Would make a nice tramp-stamp, IMO :lol:
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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 12:55:56 am »
Would make a nice tramp-stamp, IMO :lol:

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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2010, 05:31:30 am »
Would make a nice tramp-stamp, IMO :lol:

Well that's just what they're talking about isn't it? One minute you're using a quick and convenient means of connecting and charging your electronics and the next you're a FILTHY WHORE.
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Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2010, 10:45:23 pm »
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the Bluetooth (sic), which according to Saldanha Welder is permitted, for "Blue was the color of the eyes of our savior Jesus Christ".

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