America is so awesome

[Lies]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e6vi0/a_relative_of_a_close_friend_helped_a_school/

Question asked by a reddit user to the community:

background: Relative of a close friend (we'll call him Todd) carried mountain dew in his backpack to school every day. For a few weeks, this bully ("Brian") would go in his bag, say fuck you, and drink the mountain dew.

Fed up with this and being a cunning lad, last Tuesday Todd drinks the mountain dew before class, and pisses in the bottle. Brian drank the piss, shat brix, and Todd emerged the victor that day.

Now, Brian's family is threating to sue, claiming Todd endangered Brian's health. Todd's family is apparently shitting and scrambling to collect character references for Todd from teachers, letters from doctors saying urine isn't harmful, and generally thinking their son is a psycho.

I applaud Todd and think that he should walk into court holding a bottle of piss, it's freedom of expression, some people like piss filled bottles, but IANAL.

Edit The school became aware of the incident when it happened. I believe Todd was suspended for a short period of time. The principal is actually instructing Brian's parents to press charges because the school doesn't want to get further involved

Land of the free, indeed.

[Don Coyote]

oh ffs. 

[E.O.T.]

UNLESS

          one is in extremely bad health, piss is better for consumption than mountain dew

[tyrannosaurus vex]

i'm pretty sure we all need to donate $10 to Todd's legal defense fund, in the name of the POEE.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

UNLESS

          one is in extremely bad health, piss is better for consumption than mountain dew

Seriously.

[geekdad]

Hail fellow redditors... this is awkward. I come here to get away from reddit.. lol.

[East Coast Hustle]

I call bullshit. There's no way that would stand up in court, presuming that Brian had stolen the bottle from Todd's bag.

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, Lys, WTF is with your constant America-bashing when the only meaningful difference between our country and yours is that yours has better weather and nicer beaches? I'm amused that you act as if this couldn't happen in Australia.

[Lies]

Also, Lys, WTF is with your constant America-bashing when the only meaningful difference between our country and yours is that yours has better weather and nicer beaches? I'm amused that you act as if this couldn't happen in Australia.

You forget Australia IS a part of the America, we're the USA, United states of Australia, the little brother of big brother, everywhere you go, we follow.

[East Coast Hustle]

I wish that were true in the de jure sense, not just de facto.

Then I wouldn't need a visa to move there.

[Thurnez Isa]

UNLESS

         one is in extremely bad health, piss is better for consumption than mountain dew

Piss is sterile... mountain dew is corn syrup






my question would.
Would Brian even notice the difference?

[Suu]

"Stop the bullying!"

"Stand up for yourself!"


This irks me. That little fucker deserves it. Of course, I would have castrated him after the FIRST time he drank my soda.

[Richter]

School staff can't prevent bullying.  Not fucking headline news.  Sucks, but better than having the adults bail out every interpersonal scuffle.  The school should deal with it though.  They've pretty much proven themselves both unable to care for their charges AND unwilling to apply dsicipline.  If any other child care organization admited this, they be shut down.

How are they proving this all went down anyways?  Beyond statement vs. statement, establishing the presence and the source of the urine is only going to be done by retaining the original pissbottle.  (OH PLEASE let them not have the foresight to refridgerate it!)

[hooplala]

Well, whether or not he is busted by the courts for it (and my unqualified opinion is that he should not), Todd can live with the sweet satisfaction of knowing he got Brian to drink piss.  Forever. 

Revenge is a dish best served salty, sterile, wet and warm.

[Cramulus]

Revenge is a dish best served salty, sterile, wet and warm.

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