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A LITTLE HISTORY LESSON FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT REMEMBER 5 MINS AGO

Started by Cain, November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM

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Cain

Back in a mythical time called "the 80s", when strange and terrifying rulers like Thatcher, and Reagan, and Andropov, stalked the world like Elder Gods looking for fresh virgins, a number of Very Bad Things Happened.

This particular series of Very Bad Things started in June, 1985.  TWA Flight 847, going to Italy, is boarded by Shiite militamen.  As this is happening, Sikh extremists blow up Air India Flight 182 off the coast of Ireland , killing over 300 people.

Not long after that, the Abu Nidal group - the Al-Qaeda of the 1980s - carried out attacks on airports in Rome and Vienna, and then bombed TWA Flight 840 as it was about to land in Athens, killing four passengers.  Five months later, Abu Nidal strikes again, killing 20 and wounding 150 in Karachi, attacking a Pan Am 747. 

Two years later, agents of the Libyan government bomb a flight bound for New York as it is passing over Scotland, killing 270+ people.  Nine months later, another Libyan luggage bomb detonates aboard UTA Flight 772, over Niger, killing 170 people.

And, amazingly, people didnt whine like babies that terrorists were an existential threat to our way of life and that is why we now must grope three year olds to make sure they're not toddler-suicide bombers.

There is a lesson in that, I feel.  Namely, people from the 21st century are pussies.

Cramulus

THINK HARDER


NO, NOT ABOUT THAT









ABOUT THE CHILDREN








THINK ABOUT THEIR LITTLE HAIRLESS GENITALS










KABOOM

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
Back in a mythical time called "the 80s", when strange and terrifying rulers like Thatcher, and Reagan, and Andropov, stalked the world like Elder Gods looking for fresh virgins, a number of Very Bad Things Happened.

This particular series of Very Bad Things started in June, 1985.  TWA Flight 847, going to Italy, is boarded by Shiite militamen.  As this is happening, Sikh extremists blow up Air India Flight 182 off the coast of Ireland , killing over 300 people.

Not long after that, the Abu Nidal group - the Al-Qaeda of the 1980s - carried out attacks on airports in Rome and Vienna, and then bombed TWA Flight 840 as it was about to land in Athens, killing four passengers.  Five months later, Abu Nidal strikes again, killing 20 and wounding 150 in Karachi, attacking a Pan Am 747. 

Two years later, agents of the Libyan government bomb a flight bound for New York as it is passing over Scotland, killing 270+ people.  Nine months later, another Libyan luggage bomb detonates aboard UTA Flight 772, over Niger, killing 170 people.

And, amazingly, people didnt whine like babies that terrorists were an existential threat to our way of life and that is why we now must grope three year olds to make sure they're not toddler-suicide bombers.

There is a lesson in that, I feel.  Namely, people from the 21st century are pussies.

FUCK YES. THIS.

:mittens:

you mind if I yoink this and x-post it to Facebook, with attribution?
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain


bds

Honestly, I didn't know this until now. That's probably due to me not being alive back then, and also having not listened in a History class ever, but... Wow.

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Jenne

Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
Back in a mythical time called "the 80s", when strange and terrifying rulers like Thatcher, and Reagan, and Andropov, stalked the world like Elder Gods looking for fresh virgins, a number of Very Bad Things Happened.

This particular series of Very Bad Things started in June, 1985.  TWA Flight 847, going to Italy, is boarded by Shiite militamen.  As this is happening, Sikh extremists blow up Air India Flight 182 off the coast of Ireland , killing over 300 people.

Not long after that, the Abu Nidal group - the Al-Qaeda of the 1980s - carried out attacks on airports in Rome and Vienna, and then bombed TWA Flight 840 as it was about to land in Athens, killing four passengers.  Five months later, Abu Nidal strikes again, killing 20 and wounding 150 in Karachi, attacking a Pan Am 747. 

Two years later, agents of the Libyan government bomb a flight bound for New York as it is passing over Scotland, killing 270+ people.  Nine months later, another Libyan luggage bomb detonates aboard UTA Flight 772, over Niger, killing 170 people.

And, amazingly, people didnt whine like babies that terrorists were an existential threat to our way of life and that is why we now must grope three year olds to make sure they're not toddler-suicide bombers.

There is a lesson in that, I feel.  Namely, people from the 21st century are pussies.

:mittens:

...so true, and I'm wondering, if they had to put up with then what we put up with now, all the in name of "safety," would they do it?

I'm sad to say, EVENTUALLY.  :x

East Coast Hustle

Done. I assumed you didn't want your real name used so I credited it to "a friend of mine with a degree in International Relations from St. Andrews University in Scotland specializing in Terrorism and Global Security".

Any of us who read it will know who that is, and anyone else probably doesn't care.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Well, you can leave the Uni out.

Nigel, whichever you prefer.

geekdad

Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
Back in a mythical time called "the 80s", when strange and terrifying rulers like Thatcher, and Reagan, and Andropov, stalked the world like Elder Gods looking for fresh virgins, a number of Very Bad Things Happened.

:lulz:

Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
This particular series of Very Bad Things started in June, 1985.  TWA Flight 847, going to Italy, is boarded by Shiite militamen.  As this is happening, Sikh extremists blow up Air India Flight 182 off the coast of Ireland , killing over 300 people.

Not long after that, the Abu Nidal group - the Al-Qaeda of the 1980s - carried out attacks on airports in Rome and Vienna, and then bombed TWA Flight 840 as it was about to land in Athens, killing four passengers.  Five months later, Abu Nidal strikes again, killing 20 and wounding 150 in Karachi, attacking a Pan Am 747. 

Two years later, agents of the Libyan government bomb a flight bound for New York as it is passing over Scotland, killing 270+ people.  Nine months later, another Libyan luggage bomb detonates aboard UTA Flight 772, over Niger, killing 170 people.

And, amazingly, people didnt whine like babies that terrorists were an existential threat to our way of life and that is why we now must grope three year olds to make sure they're not toddler-suicide bombers.

There is a lesson in that, I feel.  Namely, people from the 21st century are pussies.

This.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2007/03/terror_porn.html
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If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Freeky


themenniss

looks like we've been found out guys.




time to act like we should if someone wanted to feel up your little one.




or your kids.
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Cuddlefish

Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
Back in a mythical time called "the 80s", when strange and terrifying rulers like Thatcher, and Reagan, and Andropov, stalked the world like Elder Gods looking for fresh virgins, a number of Very Bad Things Happened.

This particular series of Very Bad Things started in June, 1985.  TWA Flight 847, going to Italy, is boarded by Shiite militamen.  As this is happening, Sikh extremists blow up Air India Flight 182 off the coast of Ireland , killing over 300 people.

Not long after that, the Abu Nidal group - the Al-Qaeda of the 1980s - carried out attacks on airports in Rome and Vienna, and then bombed TWA Flight 840 as it was about to land in Athens, killing four passengers.  Five months later, Abu Nidal strikes again, killing 20 and wounding 150 in Karachi, attacking a Pan Am 747. 

Two years later, agents of the Libyan government bomb a flight bound for New York as it is passing over Scotland, killing 270+ people.  Nine months later, another Libyan luggage bomb detonates aboard UTA Flight 772, over Niger, killing 170 people.

And, amazingly, people didnt whine like babies that terrorists were an existential threat to our way of life and that is why we now must grope three year olds to make sure they're not toddler-suicide bombers.

There is a lesson in that, I feel.  Namely, people from the 21st century are pussies.

Fucking A right. Mittens good sir.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

Additionally, does anyone other than me rembember the Pres. (or whoever) saying, immediately after the terror attack, that we should "go shopping" because if there is a drastic change in our way of life "the terrorists have already won"?

I wonder what changed the national dialogue.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Whatever

I think America is paranoid.  Most of Europe and surrounding countries have dealt with terrorists from a lot of different factions for years.  It's not that they have become complacent by any means, just that they've had longer to deal with it and protect themselves from it.  And as a result, they have systems in place that work. 

However, it still goes back to if someone truly wants to do something, they will find a way around almost any type of security measure. 

I though there was a post about this using Ireland as an example but I can't find it.  :?