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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 08:55:03 pm »
 :lulz: Let's find out.
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 10:55:38 pm »
 :lulz: I so want to go but I'm 18, in another country, penniless, etc.  :sad: I'll be there in spirit I guess.
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 11:37:26 pm »
I would like to come but being as I"m in Ohio, spending my pay before I receive it, and unable to call off; I can't.

I can maybe help organize a east coast one. :shrug:
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 11:43:01 pm »
I would like to come but being as I"m in Ohio, spending my pay before I receive it, and unable to call off; I can't.

I can maybe help organize a east coast one. :shrug:

That'll be in June in Providence. As usual.
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2010, 11:47:10 pm »
If you guys are unlucky, you might catch me there  :lulz:
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2010, 11:51:51 pm »
So a bus full of Discordians drives through Death Valley...

What could go wrong?  :lulz:
Death will run from the valley that bears his name, but he will not run fast enough. On April 1, 2011, there will be no Deaths, because Death will be too busy attempting to dig deep enough. Whilst simultaneously trying to jump high enough. Even Kesey's Bus of Hippy Pranksters did not faze Death. Death waits, it's what he does best. But he shall flee the short, Yellow Bus that rides upon a burst of Discordian.
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2010, 12:23:26 am »
So five gallons of water per person ration?
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2010, 12:35:40 am »
So five gallons of water per person ration?

Per day. Thats the really important bit.
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2010, 03:20:13 am »
I would like to come but being as I"m in Ohio, spending my pay before I receive it, and unable to call off; I can't.

I can maybe help organize a east coast one. :shrug:

That'll be in June in Providence. As usual.

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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2010, 03:54:19 am »
Well, while I KNOW I'll be in Providence this coming spring (for a meeting; if it KILLS me), I don't think I can make it to the Synod. :( Thesis and graduation and all that.
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2010, 06:25:28 am »
I don't wanna go to RI.
I mean, I've heard so many great things about it :/

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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2010, 06:26:02 am »
For that matter, you've heard so many things about Tucson. :lulz:
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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2010, 06:35:19 am »
So a bus full of Discordians drives through Death Valley...

What could go wrong?  :lulz:

Oh gods...

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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2010, 08:33:29 pm »
So a bus full of Discordians drives through Death Valley...

What could go wrong?  :lulz:
Death will run from the valley that bears his name, but he will not run fast enough. On April 1, 2011, there will be no Deaths, because Death will be too busy attempting to dig deep enough. Whilst simultaneously trying to jump high enough. Even Kesey's Bus of Hippy Pranksters did not faze Death. Death waits, it's what he does best. But he shall flee the short, Yellow Bus that rides upon a burst of Discordian.
He's no fool, this bony gent, in robe of black. She is older than him. When she first rode out upon her wave of chaos, there was no Death. There was no need of him among the ever living ones. Still isn't. And that's OK, he can roll with that. But this cracked, crazed, cackling mocker of things scares him like nothing else. He would just hide, but he knows he cannot hide hidden enough. So he will flee, as fleetly as he ever flew, knowing he cannot flee fast enough. But it beats trying to hide. Last time he tried to hide from her, she found him cowering under a dried out stand of brushwood. And she snuck up behind him, and gave him something he would never have though possible. Something horrible. He could never, ever forget the terror, or the humiliation. Or figure out how she even managed it at all. How can you even start to give a mythical Skeleton, with no metaphysical underwear, a wedgie?  He starts to count the days.      

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Re: Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2010, 08:36:45 pm »
I would like to come but being as I"m in Ohio, spending my pay before I receive it, and unable to call off; I can't.

I can maybe help organize a east coast one. :shrug:

That'll be in June in Providence. As usual.

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Shut up, you already said you'd be here.

I don't wanna go to RI.
I mean, I've heard so many great things about it :/

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