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SCIENCE part 1

Started by the last yatto, November 20, 2010, 09:39:47 AM

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the last yatto

Writing this for a special someone
hope, it cheers him up.  :roflcake:


The village idiot was always the best thing around this piss bucket, so when Dok Howl's friend pass away he set about digging up his corpse to reanimate it FOR SCIENCE or at least that was his excuse if anyone asked why he was committing such blasphemy. The body was in bad shape when he finally got it to his lab. And costed quiet a bit of a bribe to the Undertaker, but here it was, now he just had to find the right parts to complete his creation. A set of health poop pipes were acquired from a jogger that ran around the block, a set of lungs was acquired from a former partner of his, best not to go into details and a set of tits where acquired from a Stripper name Bubbles. Doktor wasn't sure if his patient really wanted a par of jugs but SCIENCE DEMANDED IT so it had to be so. Took almost a good week or so but the bastard had been rebuilt, and better even with new bowels and Boobs.

Doktor Howl hooked his creation up to THE DAMNED THING and asked Nurse Freeky to see if the kite and key were in the air, she nodded and in return Howl flipped the switch and screams ITS ALIVE ALLLLIIIIVVVVVEEEE! As the TGGR roared in return, Doktor Howl notices a new jello mold on the snack bar, walking over he notices its not bean dip (his second guess) or jello.

"Nurse Freeky, why is Roger's brain under the sneeze guard?"
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Sister Fracture

Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North Endâ„¢

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.