As I type this, I am being scammed by a Nigerian, in IM.

[BadBeast]

My conscience wouldn't let this lie. So I wrote to Mr David, with this missal.


Dear Mr David Young,
It has come to my attention, a wrongness in your shipping department, and as a lifelong believer in lawfulness, and all things to be above board and truthful, I feel it my christian duty, to send this notification for your perusal. There is, among your consignments that are bound for the United American States, a large amounts of money, wrongly labelled as boutique materials. I am honour bound not to reveal the personage of to whom it is belonging, but I would not like to think your lawful company is being compromised, or otherwise entrapped in illegal monies being shipped away from Nigeria, (A struggling and honest Democracy) The amounts of money involved, I believe, is $8.5 millions of Dollars, so you see, if I were to say nothing, and then you, yourself became unwittingly legally troubled by this fraudulently labelled packages, then my conscience would not let me sleep easily. I have the details of this consignment, and for a goodwill payment, or finders fee, of 10%, 850k USD (Which I shall be donating to various Charitable works of the Christian Churches) I will, myself, furnish you with the details of  Deposit Certification #, & Details of Deposit #, & Sort/Clearance code,  etc, so that you may take the appropriate actions. If I do not hear back from you in 2 days, I will assume this email was wrongly addressed, and you can rest assured I will be best advising your Nigerian Government of my findings so that they might stop any actions which may not be legally Taxing, and the right thing will be done. However, I see no need to involve the bothering of Government in this matter, as I am sure you are upright man and will take the right steps to resolve any issues as to the proper actions to take.
Your's, sincerity in good christian faith,
                                                       Neil Kinnock (Mr)

[The Johnny]

and badbeast was never heRad from again

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

[BadBeast]

Wishful thinking, I'm afraid you're all stuck with me.

BadBeast. Harder to get rid of than Herpes.

(I didn't hear back from Nigeria though)