ATTN: RICHTER

[LMNO]

I hope you're home tomorrow, or maybe the next day.

There will be a package for you.

It contains, in and among various "packing materials", a small jar of my habanero relish.

Hope it didn't explode during transport. 

PROCEED WITHOUT CAUTION.

Love and kisses,
LMNO

[Richter]

LMNO,


Many thanks.  I will watch carfully for this, and suggestively lick the remains from the remnants should there be any transport accidents.  I will take pictures. 

It also occurs to me I will have our address, and may retaliate with whatever concotion I have on hand at the moment.

Squeezes,
-R

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

jealous

[Richter]

SO:

I got this package...

The habenero relish was excellent.  Beyond the heat factor, it had a great flavor too it.  I brought it along for thanksgiving, and the folks (despite not being spicy food peeps) really enjoyed.  At least 1/4 of the jar went away with tortilla chips, cheese, crackers, and hummus.

The other stuff was a great treat as well, thanks!  The cat has claimed the "Canada Eh?" shirt, and I've already begun decking the halls with Scrids. 

Assembling retaliatory strike...
Thanks! 
 

[Suu]

You better share some scrid, bitch.

[Richter]

I'll give you a fuckign Scrid.

[LMNO]

I'm glad you liked it.  It does horrible things to my intestines, so I make sure to have some before I go into any work meetings.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm glad you liked it.  It does horrible things to my intestines, so I make sure to have some before I go into any work meetings.

This is why I treasure Sister Fracture's tomato/garlic/onion/cheese soup.

[Suu]

This is why I treasure Sister Fracture's tomato/garlic/onion/cheese soup.

OMG. NEED RECIPE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

OMG. NEED RECIPE.

PM her.  She kinda cooks by the "throw a bit in, you know, a bit" method, though.

[Richter]

I produced an incredible volume of gas with such expletive force that no one could locate the epicenter.  Oh yeah, this was my 10 year Highschool Reunion too.  Nothing is too good for those fuckers.  

Later, I found that the stuff had run a marathon of my colon and fell burning from my butt audibly screming "Nike!"

[LMNO]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Richter]

I did not help my case at all with my usage of the stuff for Thanksgiving hours d'ouvres, post meal turkey sammich, condiment for the potato pancakes the next morning, and lunch turkey sammich.

I forgot the jar at my folk's, but will be grabbing it this weekend.  I need to make an omlet of the motherfucking hot with that stuff.

[Suu]

Okay, I need to try this stuff. For science if nothing else.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

i hate you all.
the end.