Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!

[AFK]

I'm travelling to the Northern Wastes of Maine for a few days for turkey day festivities with the elder WHNs. 

Enjoy your pies you fucking heathens!!!

Please don't burn the place down.  Too much. 

[Kai]

I like thanksgiving, because it's the only holiday that makes express what holidays are for in the first place: eating and drinking massive quantities in good company.

[Remington]

Wait, why are you guys celebrating Thanksgiving a month late?

[Suu]

Wait, why are you guys celebrating Thanksgiving a month late?

Why do YOU celebrate it a month early?

[Jasper]

Why do we only do it once a year?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait, why are you guys celebrating Thanksgiving a month late?

What do Canadians have to be thankful for? I mean, c'mon, you're Canadians!

Why do YOU celebrate it a month early?

Further North. They have to cull the bird herd sooner.

[Remington]

What do Canadians have to be thankful for? I mean, c'mon, you're Canadians!

We're thankful that we're not Americans. Duh.

Why do YOU celebrate it a month early?

Everything is frozen and dead by the end of October. It is currently -35C (-31F) here, plus ten degrees of windchill or so.

Edit: And it's going to stay that way until mid-April.

[geekdad]

I have to cook one of my two thanksgivings this year....

As a side note, this is last christmas... my boy's first one..



...he fucking loved that hat.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

We're thankful that we're not Americans. Duh.

This is why I support the idea of a North American Union.

a) No more Canadians
b) More Americans


...and of course:
c) No more teabaggers bitching about Mexicans taking our jobs

[Remington]

This is why I support the idea of a North American Union.

a) No more Canadians
b) More Americans

NO.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NO.

I think I should know better than you why I support the NAU, unless you have a better explanation, my good man.

Also I want to see a psychotically belligerent EU.

Blight,
wants things that won't happen

[Requia ☣]

If we have a NAU, does that mean I can take my guns into the frozen north?

[Remington]

I think I should know better than you why I support the NAU, unless you have a better explanation, my good man.

Also I want to see a psychotically belligerent EU.

Blight,
wants things that won't happen

We'd just tell all the teabaggers that the Federal Liberal Convention is held annually in Churchill (November 1st). Mobility scooters typically can't go faster than 6-12 kmph.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If we have a NAU, does that mean I can take my guns into the frozen north?

It's not just your 2nd Amendment right. It's you're 2nd Amendment duty!
We shall help our annexed Canadian brethren show those upstart Quebecoises what's what and make them speak English.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

We'd just tell all the teabaggers that the Federal Liberal Convention is held annually in Churchill (November 1st). Mobility scooters typically can't go faster than 6-12 kmph.