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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #45 on: November 25, 2010, 04:14:45 pm »
I've decided as of 5 minutes ago that I hate Thanksgiving. I hate cooking, I hate being social, and I hate the bullshit.

I'm baking the cookies and sending GS on his way without me. Fuck it. If the immigrants up the street can still have their barbershop with the bulletholes in the ceiling open, then I'm sure I can find work to do. Like my papers.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #46 on: November 25, 2010, 04:46:04 pm »
Aww.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #47 on: November 25, 2010, 05:27:26 pm »
I'm over it. And I have created life in the form of snickerdoodles.
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« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2010, 08:54:17 pm »
Omg. I feel so full and 110% more patriotic.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #49 on: November 25, 2010, 09:39:55 pm »
Treating it like xmas, but instead of gifts... its rubbermaid containers of home cooking
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #50 on: November 25, 2010, 09:41:56 pm »
I'm going to treat it like an eating tournament.  That's what thanksgiving is supposed to be.  Competitive feasting.  That's what all holidays are supposed to be.


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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #51 on: November 25, 2010, 09:47:27 pm »
I got invited to a thing with some very smart, lovely people with some really tasty food and good conversation.

But my sister wanted me to spend it with her and her boyfriend so I'm here watching teevee because that's how they roll.  It's a nice big samsung and I want to smash it into pieces.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2010, 10:51:19 pm »
Sounds like everyone is having a lovely Thanksgiving. Yay!
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2010, 10:55:03 pm »
Mine hasn't started, which is the same as lovely, so far. 

Ahh, that is crabby.  Truth is, there's supposed to be a belated birthday cake waiting for me there.

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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2010, 11:13:20 pm »
We appear to be dragging ours out over the course of an extra day or two.

Months of feeding like a bird have left my stomach unable to stretch and accommodate more than one full plate of food :(

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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2010, 11:17:08 pm »
Undercooked turkey and cable television FTW!

I'm going to need a good solid hateshit sometime next week.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2010, 11:38:31 pm »
Liam has claimed one tiny piece of America, aka our flat, in the name of The Queen and planted the Union Jack outside as proof. Apparently, the English celebrate Thanksgiving by eating tacos and  Thorntons chocolates, buying purple see-through laptops, preening their mustaches, and not doing any dishes.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2010, 11:50:16 pm »
You need to fill up the sink with nice warm soapy water, then threaten to dump his tea in there unless he does the dishes.
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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #58 on: November 26, 2010, 12:09:10 am »
You need to fill up the sink with nice warm soapy water, then threaten to dump his tea in there unless he does the dishes.

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Re: Happy Turkey Day You Fuckin Turkeys!
« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2010, 03:43:16 am »
I have a fridge full of leftovers. :banana:

Turkey, cheesy broccoli stuff, sweet potatoes, butternut squash, razzleberry dressing, and FUCKING GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE. I will have a delicious lunch tomorrow. Om. Nom. Nom.

Undercooked turkey and cable television FTW!

I'm going to need a good solid hateshit sometime next week.

Oh that's the worst...Undercooked bird, that is. We had 2 of them. The amount of food at GS's aunt's house was record breaking.

Liam has claimed one tiny piece of America, aka our flat, in the name of The Queen and planted the Union Jack outside as proof. Apparently, the English celebrate Thanksgiving by eating tacos and  Thorntons chocolates, buying purple see-through laptops, preening their mustaches, and not doing any dishes.

Bullshit, I had Thanksgiving today with a Brit, and he seemed to quite enjoy it. Then again, even a modest American meal is 20X superior to English cuisine.

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