Nicolas Cage Yelling Montage

[Epimetheus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You know, much as I went into watching the Wicker Man remake I wanted to hate the crap out of it, but it was just so fucking unintentionally funny I couldn't help but love it. Popping pills to suppress accident hallucinations, kicking Lilli Sobieski, and running around in a bear costume... Nick Cage in his finest comedic performance.

[geekdad]

Mel Gibson loses his shit better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JciIoQ00jY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I didn't even know there WAS a Wicker Man remake.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I didn't even know there WAS a Wicker Man remake.

Oh yeah, and it's bad. It's set in Washington State too, IIRC, as opposed to Scotland.

[Thurnez Isa]

Oh yeah, and it's bad. It's set in Washington State too, IIRC, as opposed to Scotland.

But it does have Nicolas Cage running around in a bear suit punching women
That bit of weirdness and his absolutely goofy, horrible scream at the end make it worth watching

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh yeah, and it's bad. It's set in Washington State too, IIRC, as opposed to Scotland.

Oh, it would be. Have you been to Washington State? It's why I am the way I am.

[geekdad]

[Archduke Omni-Fap!]

Actually, if someone were to make a movie about my life, he could get the bulk of it in the can simply by having Nicolas Cage bellow the alphabet to a bemused-looking secretary then scream incoherently about bees before weeping, mustache-down, into a sequined duvet. It'd require few additional elements. Anything beyond the inclusion of a short scene in which he snags his sleeve on a doorhandle would just be padding...

[Dysnomia]

IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just saw an ad for this promising film;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch_%282010_film%29

[the last yatto]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WOW that looks amazing. I must see it.

[Eater of Clowns]

WOW that looks amazing. I must see it.

Of course it's going to be amazing, RON FUCKING PERLMAN is in it.

[BadBeast]

WOW that looks amazing. I must see it.

Of course it's going to be amazing, RON FUCKING PERLMAN is in it.

And Christopher Lee! Who must be playing an evil Exorcist, who deals with his own sexual inadequacy by torturing confessions out of hot, young teen-witches. With his "Witching pin". I would imagine. They should let Perlman have his Hellboy horn stumps on for this too.