Discourse 8: The real world...

[Trollax]

Actually it's only partly a ripoff... it's to do with people with food intolerances and allergies... and treating that as if it were some sort of prejudicial sentiment towards nuts in general, the marking refers to every witchunt in history (specifically the terrorism one now) where if a person was suspected of containing nuts (i.e. being a witch, communist, terrorist, etc.) they were branded in some fashion.



51.) Just because you have nothing original to say doesn't mean that it has no value.

*CLAPS*        

[seanfish]

41.) There is only one person whom you can trust to have your best interests at heart all the time, and that is yourself.  But never underestimate anyone either; it is a bloody dangerous form of arrogance.  This shit can seriously backfire on you.

52.) Until you realise that the one person who is sabotaging you is you, you won't be able to start negotiations for a ceasefire.

53.) All efforts to supress individuality are futile. The more you try the more your subconscious will come screaming out.

54.) All efforts to express your individualiity are futile. The more you try the more your banal commnality with the rest of existence will come screaming out.

55.) Being individual or not is like being composed of subatomic particles or not. You have no choice, nor any duty. Just be.

[Rev Thwack]

56.) Think!

[Slarti]

57. Only if you want to! If you prefer being a sheep, then by all means be a sheep. Just don't complain when we laugh at you a lot.

[seanfish]

58.) If you are a sheep, make sure you wear wool and baa a lot. It can save the rest of us a lot of time and effort.

Rev. Thwack, sir: excellent entry.

[Trollax]

59.) There is no problem that cannot be solved by a monodirectional, and pigheaded way of approaching problems every time. However people (and Eris) soon learn to outmaneuver you very quickly. IMPROVISE SCHMUCK!

[Sir Lyall]

60.) Wear sunscreen.

(yes, that's ripped off )

[seanfish]

61.) And yes, we mean the bit about sunscreen.

A curse on you for starting that.

62.) There is no problem that cannot be solved by changing your axis of world-orientation sufficiently to walk through it a different direction. Life is a four dimensional lock and you are the key.

63.) There is no problem. There are only perspectives.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

64) Blow your own minds! Don't wait for the wind to do it.

[Trollax]

65.) Blow your mind all the time, learn the ancient art of Cogurbation!

[DJRubberducky]

If Trollax can rip off Pratchett with his nuts

/me makes a mental note to avoid Trollax's crotch.

[East Coast Hustle]

bump-ump-bedump.

[LMNO]

Now you're just being mean...

[BADGE OF HONOR]

ECH, why are you such a bitch?

[East Coast Hustle]

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