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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2010, 07:17:09 pm »
Back in a diminished capacity, but thanks.

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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2010, 07:25:30 pm »
Back in a diminished capacity, but thanks.

Diminished is better than nothing.  :)
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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 02:48:10 pm »
Back in a diminished capacity, but thanks.

CHARLEY!  HI!

And, Roger, all I can say to the OP....  :mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:

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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2010, 01:28:56 pm »
:mittens:

I'm considering running for office Toyama Koichi style. Platform: I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2010, 03:53:18 pm »
HALLO CHARLEY!

And awesome post Rev.
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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2010, 01:47:47 am »
:mittens:

I'm considering running for office Toyama Koichi style. Platform: I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM.

I toyed with the idea of running on the platform:

"Let's be honest folks, I'm running for office. If I get elected, I ain't doing shit. I'm just going to get paid with your taxes, kick back, occasionally vote for things that are basically in my interest, just like my opponents would. Except I'm giving you the straight dope. Who knows, I may even surprise you and do a good job. Vote for the possibility of pleasant surprises, not the guarantee of disappointment."

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(cuz, you know, I can't be arsed to campaign or any of that shit)
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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2010, 01:50:28 am »
 :lulz:

You have my vote(in 2016)

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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2010, 08:58:21 pm »
The OP is excellent, Roger!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2010, 04:34:04 pm »
The OP is excellent, Roger!
Thanks.
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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2012, 07:37:33 pm »
Remember, remember
The Good Rev'rend Roger,
His speeches, bile, and rot.
I know of no reason
Why The Good Rev'rend
Should ever be forget . . .

But if you mention him out loud
Big Brother will make you regret
Ever having made a sound.

I love this shit.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2012, 07:45:58 pm »

I JUST

          posted this to my facebook.

Make sure it's attributed, E.O.T.

I wouldn't want the wrong person being hauled off in a sack at 2AM.

They can see peedee.
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Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2012, 08:43:26 pm »
Bump for use elsewhere.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.