The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...

[Jasper]

I think your mistake was including the word "almost."

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Given that she didn't harass anyone else except those folks she collapsed on at the end and one of them appeared to be filming the whole thing (and I don't mean the person who took the video we watched) I would say she lost a dare or something and her friends were calling her out on it. Granted she probably had some liquid courage or whatever, in her. Ah, to be young and stupid.

[East Coast Hustle]

Again, she's Russian. That all but guarantees that she was drunk and/or high on E. Also probably suffering from a touch of the FAS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Again, she's Russian. That all but guarantees that she was drunk and/or high on E. Also probably suffering from a touch of the FAS.

How do you know she was Russian?

[hooplala]

It's obvious.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's obvious.

I suppose it's time for me to observe the elusive Homo russianus in its natural state of play. The only Russian immigrant that I've hung out with in a social setting is fairly reserved, or at least was around me.

[Golden Applesauce]

Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc

This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.

What was it?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc

This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.

What was it?

Nothing that violated any of those, that's for sure.

[Suu]

Damn. That sucks.

[Kansai]

If this video was removed....THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?