I have 3 words for you spags.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

just put a towel down and get on with it.

themenniss-

already has a motto.

I like this.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was told once by a fellow that menstrual blood just makes it taste more like steak. He was a bit of a freak and he really loved steak. And oral when the bits are extra sensitive is verra nice. So in that situation it sort of worked out for everyone. Poor postvex, though. Not knowing what he was getting in to.

[LMNO]

If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh.  Look at that.  I'll start a load of laundry.  Meet you in the shower?"

If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.

[Richter]

If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh.  Look at that.  I'll start a load of laundry.  Meat you in the shower?"

If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.

Fix't

[Xieante Antitheus]

If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh.  Look at that.  I'll start a load of laundry.  Meet you in the shower?"

If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.

If only most men thought that way...
KUDOS!

[LMNO]

As it turns out, Mrs LMNO finds menstrual sex to be uncomfortable for her, so this sort of thing doesn't happen very often.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

just put a towel down and get on with it.

themenniss-

already has a motto.

this!

I accidentally redwinged Payne the other week.

[AFK]

Well thanks to my wife's surgery, that, like child-rearing, is no longer a possibility.

Of course, she's still healing and has some tender spots, so there isn't much of any kind of sex going on at the moment.  

[East Coast Hustle]

Fuck it, if I want the 'tang badly enough a little mess isn't gonna stand in my way.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

ZOMG, Vex!  You are unclean for seven days!  I hope you have enough sick/vacation days saved up.

For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."

Looks like you're going to be needing a new bed, too.

Flowers.  I love those Elizabethan euphemism. 

[Xieante Antitheus]

Lmao.

Taco stamp.

Pretty flowers. Perfect for decorating those holiday gift cards...

Take that Martha Stewart!!!

[the last yatto]

Isn't this why you stick a pinky finger in first?

[East Coast Hustle]

Sometimes it's dark.

Sometimes you're drunk.

Sometimes it's dark AND you're drunk and you really just don't care.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

ZOMG, Vex!  You are unclean for seven days!  I hope you have enough sick/vacation days saved up.

For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."

Looks like you're going to be needing a new bed, too.

Flowers.  I love those Elizabethan euphemism. 

Bed? Hahha. We rarely do this on the bed. I get new carpet!

[Don Coyote]

ZOMG, Vex!  You are unclean for seven days!  I hope you have enough sick/vacation days saved up.

For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."

Looks like you're going to be needing a new bed, too.

Flowers.  I love those Elizabethan euphemism. 

Bed? Hahha. We rarely do this on the bed. I get new carpet!