I have 3 words for you spags.

[AFK]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh? 

This is actually a double pun. Soyuz is the Russian word for union.

You get 15 of the Internets I took from the Pickle.  The other 5 I'm donating to charity. 

[Disco Pickle]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh? 

was I aware that something vaguely like that is practiced by the sorts of people I never want to meet? yes.  the internet means never again being surprised by humans and what they're capable of.

did I know what it was called?  nope.  and now I'll never be able to watch any show where someone docks their space ship again without thinking about it.

-20 Internets for shunning the pun. 

didn't mean to shun the pun.  my russian is non-existant.

well played sir, well played.

[AFK]

I understand, a mir oversight. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh?  

This is actually a double pun. Soyuz is the Russian word for union.

You get 15 of the Internets I took from the Pickle.  The other 5 I'm donating to charity.  

YAY!

[LMNO]

I understand, a mir oversight. 

You have yet to find a worthy Challenger.

[AFK]

Oshi- I could riff on that one all day.  But I don't want to piss of Vex any more than I probably already have.   

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Oshi- I could riff on that one all day.  But I don't want to piss of Vex any more than I probably already have.   

Puns are fine. Anything is fine, except sports.

[Triple Zero]

Redwings do not involve the wang.

Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT?

Cunnilingus performed on a menstruating woman.

Oh. From the initial responses I assumed we were talking about sticking the dick in a bloody cunt.

Then my other response a few pages back doesn't make much sense either.

[East Coast Hustle]

the detroit redwings are shitty.

NO YUORE SHITTY.

Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.

How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?

Then it was followed by the strike so...





Get it? Lightning? Strike?!

So, one.

Or, put another way, a whole fuckton fewer than the Red Wings.

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, muffmunching IS a sport.

At least, if you're doing it right it is.

[LMNO]

Also, muffmunching IS a sport.

At least, if you're doing it right it is.

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Attempting a two-point conversion".

[AFK]

And penetrating the crease.

[LMNO]

That depends if you're a tight end or a wide receiver.





Oh, we could go on all day.

[AFK]

Either way, I think a good full-back is vital.