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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, November 30, 2010, 03:22:42 PM

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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are.  :x

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 01, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are.  :x

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

She got a Rudolf?
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I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite. 8)
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Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 01, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite. 8)
Me and my best Mate's 15 year old sister (I was only 16) were going at it hammer and tongs one night, in the dark, and went to sleep right after. Woke up in the wee small hours, and got up to have a piss, and the bed was like a butchers block! Put me right off sex completely..




Untill the next afternoon when we had another go!  She said, "Well, I don't mind the mess if you don't"   :evil:
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Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 01, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite. 8)

:vom:

That happened to me once too, but I was almost violently sick. 

Nothing surprises me, though.  If there are people who enjoy bitter melon...

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Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 30, 2010, 08:49:40 PM
For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."

well if the man and the woman are going at it, the bible is right you know, both the bed and the man will be pretty unclean. and respect if they keep it up for seven days.

it doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't do oral. well, it might gross me out a tiny little bit, but not enough for it to be a big deal. usually it's the messiness that puts us off.
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Quote from: BadBeast on December 01, 2010, 06:58:12 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 01, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite. 8)
Me and my best Mate's 15 year old sister (I was only 16) were going at it hammer and tongs one night, in the dark, and went to sleep right after. Woke up in the wee small hours, and got up to have a piss, and the bed was like a butchers block! Put me right off sex completely..




Untill the next afternoon when we had another go!  She said, "Well, I don't mind the mess if you don't"   :evil:

What did your friend think about the whole thing?
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 01, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are.  :x

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

Yeast Infection. Re: Nosebleed, I've never heard of a term but I like the Rudolph idea.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 01, 2010, 05:00:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 01, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are.  :x

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

Yeast Infection. Re: Nosebleed, I've never heard of a term but I like the Rudolph idea.

i could have happily grown old and died never knowing there was a term for that, or that anyone on the planet would do it.
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LMNO

Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

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Disco Pickle

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 01, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

women already make eggs and milk.  There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 01, 2010, 05:25:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 01, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

women already make eggs and milk.  There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
But it's already called pie!
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AFK

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