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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM

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#30
December 03, 2010, 05:15:19 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
:lol:  Aw, I missed the most awesome contest ever! 

No I put your name in the hat.

You'll also all be glad to know that I got insulted by the postal worker. The POSTAL. WORKER. today, for being... European.
Apparently the way I learned to address a box in Europe is WRONG WRONG WRONG IN AMERICA and they're to stupid to figure out "To:" and "From:" so it would have come back to me tomorrow, he claims.
I looked at him kind of sideways as he stickered all my wrong wronginess and made me correct shit.
I told him "Sorry, I learned this in Europe, guess it's backwards here" (I've been doin it wrong all my life apparently) and his reply was "Those darned Europeans"...

what.

I think my glare made him a little uncomfortable after that. When he told me "that'll be 2.41" and I stood there... glaring .... silently....     glaring....
then handed him exact change and walked off slowly with my loud stompy boots.

Sometimes I think it's just best that I don't say what's on my mind. I hate police.

Requia ☣

#31
December 03, 2010, 05:31:23 AM
That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#32
December 03, 2010, 05:52:15 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 03, 2010, 05:31:23 AM
That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.

Oh there's a better one. I'ma pick it up over the weekend and send it to someone special.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
December 04, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM
Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!


You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.

Holy fuck. That thing is magnificent!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
December 04, 2010, 08:29:55 AM
I think my mind just broke.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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