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Started by Lies, December 02, 2010, 01:15:24 PM

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December 02, 2010, 01:15:24 PM
Jim Carrey has finally lost the plot
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hooplala

#1
December 02, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
I know what he means, but he sounds like Tom Cruise here.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Lies

#2
December 02, 2010, 02:18:00 PM
Yeah, so do I. It happens every time I take a hit of acid.

But yeah, what you said. It's kinda scary.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#3
December 02, 2010, 02:18:34 PM
Fuck, I awakened just this morning.

It was totally authentic.

But it felt like shit.
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Phox

#4
December 02, 2010, 02:19:50 PM
Eh. I can see that. Not sure what I think about Eckhart Tolle though.

hooplala

#5
December 02, 2010, 02:20:03 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 02, 2010, 02:18:00 PM
Yeah, so do I. It happens every time I take a hit of acid.

But yeah, what you said. It's kinda scary.

I've had it happen without acid, but I would hope I wouldn't sound like THAT if I was talking about it.  I guess I probably would.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
December 02, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
I have no idea what the hell he's talking about??
He used to be handsome, now I'm just confused..

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
December 02, 2010, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 02, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
I have no idea what the hell he's talking about??
He used to be handsome, now I'm just confused..

I think he found a spirituality meditation thing.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

#8
December 02, 2010, 04:54:54 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 02, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
I have no idea what the hell he's talking about??
He used to be handsome, now I'm just confused..

HE WANTS YOUR THETANS!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
December 02, 2010, 04:58:40 PM
Oh that son of a bitch  :argh!:
Those aren't for sharing!

He's not really into Scientology, is he??

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
December 02, 2010, 05:08:16 PM
I don't think it's scientology. Apparently he's into this guy (and also Cannibal Corpse, lol)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eckhart_Tolle#Teachings
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#11
December 02, 2010, 05:09:06 PM
Carrey always struck me a a Transcendental Meditation guy.

hooplala

#12
December 02, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 02, 2010, 04:58:40 PM
Oh that son of a bitch  :argh!:
Those aren't for sharing!

He's not really into Scientology, is he??

I don't think so... that video just reminds me of those Tom Cruise speeches.  He does believe in nuttery though, he back up Dr. Jenny McCarthy in her anti-vaccination bullshit.  And he takes the 23 Enigma seriously.  *SNIFFFF*
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Precious Moments Zalgo

#13
December 02, 2010, 05:22:26 PM
He's just attempting to describe an experience of Kensho.  He's obviously stoked about his experience, but I don't think he sounds like Tom Cruise in that video.
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hooplala

#14
December 02, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on December 02, 2010, 05:22:26 PM
He's just attempting to describe an experience of Kensho.  He's obviously stoked about his experience, but I don't think he sounds like Tom Cruise in that video.

He sounds more like Ace Ventura... or perhaps that mope from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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