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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 03, 2010, 08:28:10 PM

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OMG THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE SCIENCE SO MUCH <3
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY THAT MY MOM DIED FROM

Obligatory.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:52:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
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Hee hee hee!

This post made me laugh. For reals.

I spent a few minutes looking for the right picture for this post. I might save it to my computer for further use.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 04, 2010, 01:47:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
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Okay, but SCIENCE needs to know a few things about these Dwarves:


- How do they pronounce the word "atom" ?
- What sort of camera lenses do they buy, or do they prefer just having a load of megapixels?
- Do they have free will?

They pronounce it like "awt-OHM"
They don't need cameras. They're blind. And cold.
Of course they have free will.
They are aware that RAW is dead. It was one of them that did it, after all.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 04, 2010, 02:45:16 PM
I've heard rumors that there are rumblings about reinstating Pluto in light of new information on Pluto and Eris. 

Ooh, what's the info?

Also, I think the Moon should be upgraded to planet. It's about the same size as Mercury I think.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios

Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Really? I am not caught up at all but I looked at the latest threads in this sub to see if anyone had posted it yet.  :? Is it in Apple Talk?

*shrug*

I didn't know it either.

Jasper

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY THAT MY MOM DIED FROM

Obligatory.

Caught me off guard, now giggling like a ninny.


On topic:  Would it be theoretically possible to gen-engineer arsenic based human equivalents?

Adios

Quote from: Sigmatic on December 04, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY THAT MY MOM DIED FROM

Obligatory.

Caught me off guard, now giggling like a ninny.


On topic:  Would it be theoretically possible to gen-engineer arsenic based human equivalents?

I want gills so I can breathe underwater.

Kai

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: ϗ on December 05, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
NG Tyson is awesome. Haters gotta hate.

He is. I'm just satisfied with a definition of planet that has spherical, orbits a star, and does not undergo nuclear fusion.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Triple Zero

BTW

The supposedly arsenic-based DNA in these bacteria is most probably actually based on plain old phosphorous after all:

http://scienceblogs.com/webeasties/2010/12/guest_post_arsenate-based_dna.php
http://rrresearch.blogspot.com/2010/12/arsenic-associated-bacteria-nasas.html

Bad science, sloppy research.

Well, at least Eris is still a planet, and RAW is still dead, right ...
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
BTW

The supposedly arsenic-based DNA in these bacteria is most probably actually based on plain old phosphorous after all:

http://scienceblogs.com/webeasties/2010/12/guest_post_arsenate-based_dna.php
http://rrresearch.blogspot.com/2010/12/arsenic-associated-bacteria-nasas.html

Bad science, sloppy research.

Well, at least Eris is still a planet, and RAW is still dead, right ...

Awwww how sad. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.

Yeah, my guess is that NASA wouldn't jump the gun on something like this. Of course the results have to be verified, but if the peer reviewers saw nothing wrong with the research (unless I'm thinking of some other recent thing) then it's still a good indicator that what we think are vital elements can be swapped out for similar ones.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.

http://www.slate.com/id/2276919/

QuoteWas this merely a case of a few isolated cranks? To find out, I reached out to a dozen experts on Monday. Almost unanimously, they think the NASA scientists have failed to make their case.

"It would be really cool if such a bug existed," said San Diego State University's Forest Rohwer, a microbiologist who looks for new species of bacteria and viruses in coral reefs. But, he added, "none of the arguments are very convincing on their own." That was about as positive as the critics could get.

"This paper should not have been published," said Shelley Copley of the University of Colorado.

Phox

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 07, 2010, 05:22:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.

http://www.slate.com/id/2276919/

QuoteWas this merely a case of a few isolated cranks? To find out, I reached out to a dozen experts on Monday. Almost unanimously, they think the NASA scientists have failed to make their case.

"It would be really cool if such a bug existed," said San Diego State University's Forest Rohwer, a microbiologist who looks for new species of bacteria and viruses in coral reefs. But, he added, "none of the arguments are very convincing on their own." That was about as positive as the critics could get.

"This paper should not have been published," said Shelley Copley of the University of Colorado.

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