OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

  Aw, I missed the most awesome contest ever! 

No I put your name in the hat.

You'll also all be glad to know that I got insulted by the postal worker. The POSTAL. WORKER. today, for being... European.
Apparently the way I learned to address a box in Europe is WRONG WRONG WRONG IN AMERICA and they're to stupid to figure out "To:" and "From:" so it would have come back to me tomorrow, he claims.
I looked at him kind of sideways as he stickered all my wrong wronginess and made me correct shit.
I told him "Sorry, I learned this in Europe, guess it's backwards here" (I've been doin it wrong all my life apparently) and his reply was "Those darned Europeans"...

what.

I think my glare made him a little uncomfortable after that. When he told me "that'll be 2.41" and I stood there... glaring .... silently....     glaring....
then handed him exact change and walked off slowly with my loud stompy boots.

Sometimes I think it's just best that I don't say what's on my mind. I hate police.

[Requia ☣]

That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.

Oh there's a better one. I'ma pick it up over the weekend and send it to someone special.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!


You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.

Holy fuck. That thing is magnificent!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think my mind just broke.