The End of the World is coming, and You may die!

[hooplala]

actually Jesus is supposed to come back when we least expect it.  That's what I was taught in christian internment camp High School. 

Actually Jesus was supposed to come back within the lifetime of his apostles.  Shame that didn't quite work out.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

actually Jesus is supposed to come back when we least expect it.  That's what I was taught in christian internment camp High School. 

Actually Jesus was supposed to come back within the lifetime of his apostles.  Shame that didn't quite work out.

Can be worked around if we clone them.

[hooplala]

I wonder what these fuckwits will think on May 22nd 2011 when they are still here with the rest of us dirty sinners?

[AFK]

It's all part of God's plan.  And somehow it's all the gays' fault. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wonder what these fuckwits will think on May 22nd 2011 when they are still here with the rest of us dirty sinners?

Someone prayed enough, God spared his wrath for the short term, yadda yadda.

Or maybe they'll kill themselves, to spare themselves from having to live through the Tribulation and the reign of the Beast.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

We'll just have to make sure that everybody knows that if they want to take part in the May 22nd rapture, they must prove their faith by following Mark 16:18.  The Heaven's Gate followers had that kind of faith, and they were just a bunch of kooks.  I imagine believers in the One True Faith™ shouldn't have trouble mustering up the required faith.