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HONEY HEIST: a free 1-page RPG

Started by Cramulus, March 15, 2017, 12:58:52 PM

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Cramulus

In HONEY HEIST, you play a CRIMINAL BEAR. You have two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR




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The Wizard Joseph

I find the idea that maxing either stat makes your character essentially unplayable pretty great. Like if you succeed too often you kinda have to eat some honey to reconnect to your essential bearness.

It's pretty great.
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Chucklemaster

A friend introduced this to me a bit a go. It was a lot of fun as a short, wait-for-stragglers-to-show-up type of game. :)
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Q. G. Pennyworth

I've run two games of this so far, both one shots because duh. Kids took a little bit to get into it, but had a lot of fun and mauled the shit outta some cops. Adults played with silly accents, helped each other with flashbacks to come up with the next move while they were stuck, and were hilariously racist against the honey badger.

Don't know how well it'll hold up to repeat games with the same crowd, otherwise A+.